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One point Crit Damage

Crit damage to those people who have only 1 out of 1 Health point.
Mainly damage from a conversation.
Andy receives one point Crit Damage when he's called U.P(Universal Pollution)
by Anti- Pollution October 12, 2018
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Crit Stånd

Crit Stånd critt - staund - When you achieve a sufficiently large enough and/or consecutive amounts of Critical Strikes that you experience an extreme penile erection. Prolonged or repetitive Crit Stånd may cause overwhelming pain and/or stiffness in the crotch area.

Crit Stånd is the opposite to Crit Slak critt - slaahk
(Example from online MOBA PC-game League of Legends)
- He will kill me with only one more auto-attack unless I get a critical strike now!
*Achieves a critical strike and wins*
-I can feel my pants bulging. I think I just achieved Crit Stånd!
by Urbanbrenn December 27, 2016
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Crit

The act of ejaculating with such force and velocity that a hole is made in your pants
"I crit myself when a big booty goth latina femboy walked in"
by daquavious gooch March 8, 2024
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crit-spam

When somebody sends some crap/shit to a huge mailing list of "friends'".
In trying to get friends to notice an up and coming DJ, Julie crit-spammed a select group of her Facebook friends.
by jubu2324 July 25, 2011
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