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The biggest douchebag of all time. Known by the financially independent and generally competent as a thief, scum, and corrupt bitch. Cristina Kirchner is known around the world for leading a countries economic status (Argentina) down the drain, along with the citizens and going to jail for corruption, still finding a way out of jail and returning the the God forsaken political stage to ruin the country more.
by The common Argentinan June 18, 2023
Get the Cristina Kirchner mug.Ethan and Cristina! An amazing couple who will over come any obstacle! They're both super shy and awkward nut when they're together the shine! Ethan is stubborn, mature and to himself. Cristina is stubborn, childish and depending on the person out going! But when together and typically alone they're both loving and caring for one another! They bring the best out of each other! Ethan and Cristina both suffer from a dark past. Ethan has learned to put that behind him and move forward, but Cristina can't. She lets her past get her! Drives her into a weird spiral that only Ethan can get her out of! They are meant for each other! As long as they never stop loving one another and expressing that to each other they'll last forever and over come anything!
by Ain'tNothingButAGThing December 4, 2019
Get the ethan and cristina mug.Cristina is a bitch sometimes. she easily gets mad/angry. Always has a serious face but she can be funny or nice when she wants to be but that's only once in a blue moon.
by Idbxidnd no si October 1, 2019
Get the Cristina mug."Once upon a time there was mountain, and he liked to danced. He would dance all the time while the hills around him sang for him. His name was Billy."
-Taken from one of Critina's stories.
-Taken from one of Critina's stories.
by BUBBA February 23, 2005
Get the Cristina T mug.Critterface: (KRIT-TER-PHACE) –noun/verb - it is the act of throwing your self dignity to the wind, loosening the muscles in your face, then vigorously shaking your head back and forth while someone takes a picture of you. This leaves on film a beautiful side of yourself that you never knew existed (Disclaimer: beautiful = awkward and ugly as sin)
The Critterface process can be explained in 3 easy steps:
1.) Relax your face, you’re going to want it loose (and I’m talking Lisa Lampanelli loose, ya dig?). Also, ladies (and males with freaky hippie long hair) you’re going to want to secure your hair so as not to obstruct your face. I CAN’T STRESS ENOUGH THAT YOU NEED TO BE AS BELLS PALSY/STROKE VICTIM-LIKE AS POSSIBLE
2.) Now that you’re loose, let’s shake things up. It sounds simple, but there’s a technique to it. You don’t want to shake your head like you’re in a stern disagreement with someone. That’s not good enough to produce the desired Critterface. YOU NEED TO SHAKE YOUR FACE LIKE YOU’RE MICHAEL J. FOX DURING A RICHTER 7 EARTHQUAKE.
3.) The last step is simple. Easily enough, you get someone to snap a photo of you while you’re mid fit. THE END RESULT IS A CRITTERFACE AND THAT’S WHAT I’M LOOKING FOR FOLKS.
HAVE A BREW OR TEN AND SEND IN YOUR BEST CRITTERFACES and Captions/Comments to me! Comments could be something like “E’rrbody do da stroke!” or “Invisible bitch slap!”. Be clever, be creative, and may the Critter be with you all! mycritterface@gmail.com
The Critterface process can be explained in 3 easy steps:
1.) Relax your face, you’re going to want it loose (and I’m talking Lisa Lampanelli loose, ya dig?). Also, ladies (and males with freaky hippie long hair) you’re going to want to secure your hair so as not to obstruct your face. I CAN’T STRESS ENOUGH THAT YOU NEED TO BE AS BELLS PALSY/STROKE VICTIM-LIKE AS POSSIBLE
2.) Now that you’re loose, let’s shake things up. It sounds simple, but there’s a technique to it. You don’t want to shake your head like you’re in a stern disagreement with someone. That’s not good enough to produce the desired Critterface. YOU NEED TO SHAKE YOUR FACE LIKE YOU’RE MICHAEL J. FOX DURING A RICHTER 7 EARTHQUAKE.
3.) The last step is simple. Easily enough, you get someone to snap a photo of you while you’re mid fit. THE END RESULT IS A CRITTERFACE AND THAT’S WHAT I’M LOOKING FOR FOLKS.
HAVE A BREW OR TEN AND SEND IN YOUR BEST CRITTERFACES and Captions/Comments to me! Comments could be something like “E’rrbody do da stroke!” or “Invisible bitch slap!”. Be clever, be creative, and may the Critter be with you all! mycritterface@gmail.com
Dude, Lex's critterface looked like an invisible bitch slapped him!
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by lsucodebook March 12, 2011
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