Crappy Tire special

The house brand products from Canadian Tire
Also see Crappy Tire

I have a headlight out, but I can’t afford a high quality one, so I’ll just replace it with a crappy tire special one.

by ConfederateChev November 23, 2018

crappy high school server

A server that was made by a private schooler, to secretly communicate and share work between classes and is the only things keeping the students at his school alive.

Owen: Look at the joke i made in the crappy high school server!
Me: oh god ...

by KA_MEMER October 7, 2020

Crappy brother

Sends birthday card to wrong person on your birthday.

BJ is such a crappy brother he sent Lynn’s birthday card to Mike.

by Disgruntled Trailer Trash January 17, 2018

crappie

a alias given to Capitalism/Capitalists on the polcompball wiki, used usually by socialists; a variant of the aliases of "Crapitalism and "Cappie"

Hi Crappie, want to go to the Gulag?
Time to go to the gulag crappie!

by NullAt0m May 7, 2023

crappy hour

Span of time used to bitch about work or life in general. Can be considered a therapy session.

I am so frustrated with my co-workers, I need a crappy hour with friends.

by Anotherkaren December 7, 2022

Crappy service

When your shopping and no one is help full and you get annoyed. Also known getting Terrell'd

I've been getting crappy service everywhere today.

by Shadow 1337 May 25, 2018

fishing for crappie

Fingering your butthole.
Saluting the Rear Admiral.

Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.

by blackstardust May 7, 2024