corncan

An incredibly stupid or ditzy person.

(Their brain in their head sounds like a rattling corn kernel in a can.)

Jaime is such a corncan.

by Andrea Turnbull January 13, 2004

Cornback Sewer Trout

A firm stool embedded with corn.

The pond is freshly stocked with cornback sewer trout due to our massive consumption of corn last night.

by Clessard April 30, 2008

CornBall

CornBall not to be confused with cornball. Cornball is a lesser known sport played by around 100-200 people. The sport involves dropping your saggy nutsack into a pot of boiling water. Why? You may ask. Well it is very simple. If you want to cook some tasty corn on the cob you “throw that bitch” in some hot bubbling water. Thus results in the sport being named CornBall. This is probably one of the most dangerous sports in the entire world so I personally do not recommend playing it unless you have “balls of steel”

Me and the boys just finished playing CornBall, you guys care to join for round 2?

by Cornball Inventor April 23, 2021

cornalingus

act of eating popcorn at the movies before you get to your seat by putting your tongue in the popcorn box because your other hand is holding your soda.

As I walked to my seat, I committed cornalingus because I couldn't wait until my hands were free to taste the popcorn.

by Sara June 19, 2006

Cornball

Comes from the word corn(y), a cornball is a corny person.

Person 1: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Person 2: I don't know?
Person 1: Because 7, 8 (ate), 9
Person 2: Your suck a cornball

by ChineseJapaneseKneesThese August 4, 2010

Cornwallis

The man who lost america for Britain. Almost as much of an idiot as Neville Chamberlain.

Cornwallis was one of the worst Britons ever. He should have joined France.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

corny turd

the kind of turd you can see bits of corn or other material in.

I knew i shouldnt have ate all that corn. Now i got to make a corny turd

by Mr. Smart January 4, 2005