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booty cootie

Noun: Any of a number of sexually transmitted diseases, venerial viruses insect infestations or yeast infections.
She had so many booty cooties, they opened a VD clinic just for her.
by Jim Paxton November 15, 2003
mugGet the booty cootiemug.

cootie cutters

very short shorts, displaying the cootie. Can be quite painful.
These cootie cutters are so tight they are cutting off my circulation!
by lola October 9, 2002
mugGet the cootie cuttersmug.

cootie hole

my boyfriend came over and ate my cootie hole.
by protozoa_xtc November 10, 2010
mugGet the cootie holemug.

gay cooties

1. When straight men think being too close to anything overtly feminine will make them gay

2. When straight men think associating with gay men will make them gay
1. Bruh don't wear that flowery shirt, it has gay cooties.

2. Derek's a nice guy but I don't want to get gay cooties from him.
by vwvw March 20, 2017
mugGet the gay cootiesmug.

cootie-cat

The vagina, girl part, p*ssy
Coach Curry has a stinky cootie-cat. i smelled it while 'he' was down the hall
by Evil Tim September 27, 2003
mugGet the cootie-catmug.

hot cooties

A woman of hotness that includes, but is not limited to, the entire Persian race.
Example 1: Nina has hot cooties.
Example 2: All Persian women have hot cooties. However, Maryam does not have hot cooties because she is Persian.
by jofes11213 August 27, 2011
mugGet the hot cootiesmug.

Katie Cooties

Cooties given from a girl named Katie!
Matt: Hey Mark, whats that on your neck!! Mark: Yeah those are my Katie cooties.
by markm065 July 18, 2010
mugGet the Katie Cootiesmug.

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