Noun: Any of a number of sexually transmitted diseases, venerial viruses insect infestations or yeast infections.
by Jim Paxton November 15, 2003

by lola October 9, 2002

a ghetto slang for vagina
by protozoa_xtc November 10, 2010

1. When straight men think being too close to anything overtly feminine will make them gay
2. When straight men think associating with gay men will make them gay
2. When straight men think associating with gay men will make them gay
1. Bruh don't wear that flowery shirt, it has gay cooties.
2. Derek's a nice guy but I don't want to get gay cooties from him.
2. Derek's a nice guy but I don't want to get gay cooties from him.
by vwvw March 20, 2017

by Evil Tim September 27, 2003

Example 1: Nina has hot cooties.
Example 2: All Persian women have hot cooties. However, Maryam does not have hot cooties because she is Persian.
Example 2: All Persian women have hot cooties. However, Maryam does not have hot cooties because she is Persian.
by jofes11213 August 27, 2011

by markm065 July 18, 2010
