1) A high class pimp that charges out his/her whores (temps) by the quarter of an hour while gettin their lions share.
2) Spineless, soul less canibalistic maggots that feed on the less fortunate of humans.
3) Evil by another name.
2) Spineless, soul less canibalistic maggots that feed on the less fortunate of humans.
3) Evil by another name.
by Vi July 7, 2003
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See also: Vaporware, BS, Marketing, CIA Reports, and Various remarks from Exotic Dancers ("I'm a student", "I only do this part time", "Of course, these are real!").
See also: Vaporware, BS, Marketing, CIA Reports, and Various remarks from Exotic Dancers ("I'm a student", "I only do this part time", "Of course, these are real!").
That IT consultant dishes out all sorts of Consultanium in the meetings, but he never even logged into the system.
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This happens when you desire coitus or at least oral sex, but all she grudgingly permits is for you to put your hand in her bra.
Even though I took her to see "American Beauty" and dinner at Chez André, all I got was the second base consolation prize.
by Elvis Wearing a Bra on This Head December 12, 2007
Get the Second base consolation prize mug.those unfortunate idiots who are caught between the reality of existence and the percieved reality their family, friends, associates, or computer software is telling them. a consequence of motivated conditioning towards reward and a separation from individual thoughts about the natural world.
no sense of appreciation or respect for privacy.
unfortunately they are a real pain in the ass to intelligent people.
they will usually mimic in order to achieve their delusional goals.
no sense of appreciation or respect for privacy.
unfortunately they are a real pain in the ass to intelligent people.
they will usually mimic in order to achieve their delusional goals.
anyone who manipulates other people to achieve a superfluous lifestyle.
tactics usually include: friendship or some sort of cult or religious believe.
they coast off the accomplishments of harder working people, which would be fine if they didnt turn the world world into a mockery and try to pull them into it.
" we are consultants for insert communication company here because we thought it would be the easiest way to be rich and happy."
tactics usually include: friendship or some sort of cult or religious believe.
they coast off the accomplishments of harder working people, which would be fine if they didnt turn the world world into a mockery and try to pull them into it.
" we are consultants for insert communication company here because we thought it would be the easiest way to be rich and happy."
by just a dude May 25, 2012
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A Consultech is a firm that leverages advanced technology and data analysis tools to help businesses make strategic decisions and improve their performance. This can cover a wide range of services, including but not limited to:
Digital transformation: Consultech companies can guide businesses in implementing new technologies, automating processes, and digitally transforming their operations.
Data analysis and business intelligence: With the help of advanced software and algorithms, Consultech can offer deep insights into business operations and customer behavior, helping businesses make data-driven decisions.
Strategic planning: Using tools like predictive analytics and machine learning, Consultech services can help businesses foresee market trends, understand competitive landscapes, and formulate robust strategies.
Cybersecurity: Consultech can also ensure that a company's technological infrastructure is secure and able to protect sensitive business and customer data.
IT consulting: This can include everything from selecting and implementing the right software and hardware to managing large IT projects.
Software development: Some Consultech firms might also provide customized software solutions to meet specific business needs.
Digital transformation: Consultech companies can guide businesses in implementing new technologies, automating processes, and digitally transforming their operations.
Data analysis and business intelligence: With the help of advanced software and algorithms, Consultech can offer deep insights into business operations and customer behavior, helping businesses make data-driven decisions.
Strategic planning: Using tools like predictive analytics and machine learning, Consultech services can help businesses foresee market trends, understand competitive landscapes, and formulate robust strategies.
Cybersecurity: Consultech can also ensure that a company's technological infrastructure is secure and able to protect sensitive business and customer data.
IT consulting: This can include everything from selecting and implementing the right software and hardware to managing large IT projects.
Software development: Some Consultech firms might also provide customized software solutions to meet specific business needs.
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A combination of confusion and complication.
A combination of confusion and complication.
This is.........confucating.
Im confucated from the fact that you can actually do that!
BarryMan is confucating.
Im confucated from the fact that you can actually do that!
BarryMan is confucating.
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