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Recruitment Consultant

1) A high class pimp that charges out his/her whores (temps) by the quarter of an hour while gettin their lions share.
2) Spineless, soul less canibalistic maggots that feed on the less fortunate of humans.
3) Evil by another name.
recruitment consultant made the world a bad place.
by Vi July 7, 2003
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Consultanium

Consultanium - Is a substance typically excreted by all sorts of Consultants; is a transitional molecule. When expelled, it is a colorless, odorless gas. When enough of it is collected, it then forms into an amorphous solid, or nugget (of wisdom). However, when any sort of heat or pressure (or even a close look) is applied to the nugget, it evaporates quickly and returns into its vapid state. While colorless and odorless, Consultanium can have adverse affects on the client population if inhaled in mass quantities (or taken seriously). Affects range from General Skepticism, to Gastric Maladies (acute flatulence and belching). Many times it is assumed that the odor of Gastric Maladies is Consultanium, but this is incorrect as Consultanium itself is odorless and colorless.

See also: Vaporware, BS, Marketing, CIA Reports, and Various remarks from Exotic Dancers ("I'm a student", "I only do this part time", "Of course, these are real!").
That IT consultant dishes out all sorts of Consultanium in the meetings, but he never even logged into the system.
by AmitC. March 9, 2007
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Second base consolation prize

This happens when you desire coitus or at least oral sex, but all she grudgingly permits is for you to put your hand in her bra.
Even though I took her to see "American Beauty" and dinner at Chez André, all I got was the second base consolation prize.
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consultants

those unfortunate idiots who are caught between the reality of existence and the percieved reality their family, friends, associates, or computer software is telling them. a consequence of motivated conditioning towards reward and a separation from individual thoughts about the natural world.
no sense of appreciation or respect for privacy.
unfortunately they are a real pain in the ass to intelligent people.
they will usually mimic in order to achieve their delusional goals.
anyone who manipulates other people to achieve a superfluous lifestyle.

tactics usually include: friendship or some sort of cult or religious believe.
they coast off the accomplishments of harder working people, which would be fine if they didnt turn the world world into a mockery and try to pull them into it.

" we are consultants for insert communication company here because we thought it would be the easiest way to be rich and happy."
by just a dude May 25, 2012
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Consultech

Consultech: The intersection of "consulting" and "technology". It refers to the field of consulting that leverages advanced technology, data analysis, and business intelligence tools to help businesses make strategic decisions, improve their performance, streamline processes, and innovate. It can cover services such as digital transformation, data analysis, strategic planning, cybersecurity, IT consulting, and software development.
A Consultech is a firm that leverages advanced technology and data analysis tools to help businesses make strategic decisions and improve their performance. This can cover a wide range of services, including but not limited to:

Digital transformation: Consultech companies can guide businesses in implementing new technologies, automating processes, and digitally transforming their operations.

Data analysis and business intelligence: With the help of advanced software and algorithms, Consultech can offer deep insights into business operations and customer behavior, helping businesses make data-driven decisions.

Strategic planning: Using tools like predictive analytics and machine learning, Consultech services can help businesses foresee market trends, understand competitive landscapes, and formulate robust strategies.

Cybersecurity: Consultech can also ensure that a company's technological infrastructure is secure and able to protect sensitive business and customer data.

IT consulting: This can include everything from selecting and implementing the right software and hardware to managing large IT projects.

Software development: Some Consultech firms might also provide customized software solutions to meet specific business needs.
by TonyM1993 May 24, 2023
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Confucated

Something that is way to complicated, or confusing, and cannot possibly be explained to someone.

A combination of confusion and complication.
This is.........confucating.

Im confucated from the fact that you can actually do that!

BarryMan is confucating.
by Logan October 29, 2004
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Coggulate

N. 1)To remember, to record, or to note 2)To put together, to create
I must COGGULATE this letter to Hunter S. Thompson, in a way that will impress him.
by Sabrina Lee March 3, 2004
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