complaining

Complaining means that you care, since you are concerned.

by tali February 19, 2003

Complain About Your Asshole Friend Day

June 27 is the national day of complaining about your asshole friends.

Dude I can't wait for Complain about your asshole friend day, Dave is being such a dickhead.

by Oliver Horowitz & Hannah Nichols June 28, 2006

complainologue

A monologue of complaints - usually they are very long-winded, eclectic and poorly thought out. They are often followed up by the complainologuer doing nothing about the complaints.

"Man, we could have gone anywhere. We could have gone to Florida and floated around that inner tube river all fucking DAY....could have gotten the keys to fuckin' DISNEY WORLD, but nooo, we had to come out to see this dried up piece of turd. Who the hell would choose to live here? It's hot as fuck here. No. This is beyond hot. This place ate hot up and shat it out. This is HELL, man. The only plants in hell are cacti. Seriously what the fuck are we doing here?"

"...Are you done with your complainologue now?"

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I can't stand my cow-orker, she doesn't do any work. She just fucking complainologues all day and never does anything about anything.

by Wofl-Iron November 6, 2009

Complainatory

One who will complain about anything no matter what the circumstance, good or bad, but carries out the task anyways.

Tom: Hey Richard, will you watch this briefcase full of gold for me while I go pee?

Richard: Man I don't wanna watch your shit. That seems like a lot of work you know I mean i gotta stand here and do literally nothing except make sure that no one walks away with it.

Tom: Stop being so complainatory and do it.

Richard: Okay.

by tracytw October 21, 2010

Complaint Analyse

A workplace where the work staff is wacky..

Complaint Analyse is A workplace where the work staff is wacky in the heads..

by BanArne November 25, 2011

Complainful

A person who complains a lot; in lieu of, "complains a lot."

"My date was complainful...she/he said it hurt when I shoved my c**k up their ass without any lube."

"He is such a hateful, complainful person."

"Don't be so complainful! You said get me a dime of weed, so what it's a dime of crack?"

by SebsPhlorida February 5, 2010

complainment

When you mention that a person's inherently good trait annoys you.

Usually, the trait is a characteristic you wish you had.

Katie: Tom, in the 5 years I've known you, you have never had a lazy morning, you literally spring up out of bed and start working on the house or whatever needs to be done.

Tom: I hope that's a compliment

Katie: well, it's more of complainment. Sometimes I wish you would just be lazy like the rest of us. Why do you have to be all rammy all the time? I mean, really, it's annoying as fuck

Tom: don't dis, you're just jealous.

by ellare August 28, 2010