conndial

A Conndial is A condom for horses

Horse 1: let make love
Horse 2: ok
*makes love*
Two months later
Horse 2: I’m pregnant
Horse 1: shit we forgot to use a conndial

by honas. December 9, 2020

Connie Dossing

The act of throwing on a dressing gown at 12pm and walking round the Concourse Shopping Center in Skem. Not buying anything, just browsing. Connie dossing is formally recognised as the National sport in the great country of Skelmersdale.

"Alreet love, i'm sorry I can't come to the funeral. I'm out Connie Dossing, i've seen some lovely summer outfits in poundland."

by JordanPickford July 12, 2021

hairy conniption

A outburst of anger or rage. Its worse than a regular conniption because it being hairy means it can't be controlled.

Joe's wife is having a hairy conniption because his brother and friends are here from out of state. She doesn't want him to have any fun because she's a angry person and very negative.

by jimmybomm December 14, 2020

cock connoisseur

When sucking multiple cocks, you start to notice the differences between the all the cocks, size, taste, shape, thrust, etc.

While on her knees, Riley became a cock connoisseur for that night.

by riley.lovecocks January 12, 2021

Stinky Conquistador

The act of performing anal stimulation through the insertion of the entire hand up the ass crack.

Mary isn't able to sit down, walk straight, or go to the bathroom after the Stinky Conquistador I gave her!

by Drewpy January 26, 2005

Connie

Always trying to be perfect for people, but sometimes may feel pushed away or hurt. Connie's are gorgeous, if you come across a Connie then you should never let her go. Once you know connie she's always in your brain, connie's usually feel insecure about themselves! And feel as though she cannot talk to any one!

they usually pick the wrong person to love and feels as though she can't trust anyone! -connie's are rare-

by Tell and hide January 3, 2018

conduit

A conduit is the connection between anything. i.e. electrical wire, a messenger or even the mail man. Anything that connects you to someone or something else.

"Yo man, I gotta get this cash back to my drug dealer. Which one of my bitches should be the conduit and run it back for me?"
 
Electronics teacher:'Now students the red wire in this circuit will be the conduit to the light bulb.'

by Matt[O] September 24, 2005