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"Hey Conjaman" Witchgirls
by not_michael October 12, 2004
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contard

noun
/conˈtärd/
1. an individual, whose thinking process has been
rendered impaired by political correctness and the
failure to understand that people are responsible
for their actions and the world does not owe lazy
or stupid people a living.
That contard voted for someone with no qualifications to be president and now everyone is losing his old health care coverage.
by mc rob January 11, 2019
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In no logical order. Better to say than the phrase, "all messed up". Or use in place of "all mixed up".
Everything is just Cunjarbald today. My DVDs are cunjarbald.
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condarrhea

The first liquid squirt from a condiment bottle.
Unsuspecting Tom forgot to shake up the mustard before applying it to his hotdog. Resulting in an embarrassing, mostly liquid spray which we dubbed, "condarrhea".
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A witty retort to someone who is

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Conjaculations on your new

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steve just conducted a sphinker concarto
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Contarded

A word used to insult someone. It means a constipated retard mostly used when someone is acting stupid... or their constipated.
OMG becky your so contarded today!
by Olive_loves_someone November 15, 2006
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