condoozaling

Mingling with a lesbian friend who happens to be in love with you when you're straight as an arrow.

Jasmine was was caught condoozaling with Eleanor in the pizza parlor.

by Princess Tatiana February 1, 2013

Condolence High Five

Condolence high fives are no different from ordinary high fives, except that they are offered in condolence rather than in celebration.

Ted had the most horrible date; because Barney could relate to his sadness, he offered Ted a Condolence High Five.

by Solo Amadeus April 11, 2022

Coffee Condom

A cardboard sleeve made to insulate to-go coffee cups.

I did not use a coffee condom and my espresso got cold. I should learn to practice safe drinking.

by Dr Piggapuss October 1, 2018

Condom

Savior to many who fear child support.

Your mom and dad didn't use condoms at some point

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Condom

A rain jacket for your penis.

"Dad, what's a condom?"
"Honey, it's a rain jacket for your penis."
"Dad?!?! WHA T THE HELL??!!!!"

by SKKW1313 June 10, 2015

Condonkulated

Conflated beyond the state of repair; Redonkulasly entangled

Their relationship is absolutely condonkulated, they are screwed. The very fact that we still use paper medical records is absolutely condonkulated.

by iammrmadeaword March 8, 2019

Crapper Condom

The thin round piece of paper found in public restrooms. It is used to place on the toilet seat to protect oneself from ass fungus.

"Dude, they didn't have any crapper condoms in the mall restroom, so I shit my pants, but, you know, better safe than sorry."

by Alan1999 August 4, 2008