conching

The act of pressing one's ear against another person's anus in an effort to hear the ocean.

"Hey memes_of_reality, would you like to go conching with me tonight? My asshole is freshly bleached."

by TheSquashy October 28, 2021

Jooder Conch

Something that smells extremely bad.

Hailey smells like Jooder Conch.

by TongDong October 7, 2021

Omar Conch Peña

A person that breaks toilets constantly farts and has 2 brains cells who loves making dad jokes and Tik toks

Stop being a Omar Conch Peña

by Snack343 August 25, 2019

Dead Conch

A girl the has no tits and is flat as the ocean on a calm day. Just not blue.

Damn i met a real dead conch very flat. I did and nothing was floopin

by Roast tut May 16, 2016

Conch

A word to mean cool or peng, can be used as a noun to but mostly an adjective

That top is so conch!

You’re such a conch!
That girl is so conchhhh

by Conchnessforever January 30, 2020

who’s got the conch?

An exclamatory question used when somebody else’s phone is connected to the Bluetooth speaker.

“Hey, who’s got the conch? I wanna play a song”

by Secshunate March 17, 2023

Roas-conch

(Roh-ss-kahn-chuh) A female canine's vagina

"Your breath smells like a 15 year old Roas-conch!"

by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007