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Cowboy Cumshot

A tasty cocktail made of 1 part Butterscotch Schnapps, 1.5 oz Whipped Cream, and 1 part Irish Cream, all mixed with crushed ice. Popular among older gay men. Also known as a "Cocksucking Cowboy."
by Collegeguy21bi December 1, 2010
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cumshot distance

The length of how far you shoot your cum.
“Carter Krause” dude my cumshot distance was Insane last night. I hit my next door Neighbor Ajani threw my window!
by @twoProfessionalretards July 8, 2020
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cumshot

hot sauce that comes out a man/woman's genatillia
woman"Yo keep sucking it honey and spread your legz. O f yes yes o yes give it to me" *splash*
man-"Ah! I'm blind"
by Ice man March 21, 2007
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tabletop cumshot

when a gay couple are having sex and boyfriend 1 is prepared to cum all over his boyfriend, boyfriend 2 takes his toupee off and comes on his head.
Boyfriend 1: " fuck with me, you stuck me with!!!"
Boyfriend 2: "bitch i'll fuck you up!!"
Boyfriend 1: "shuuuuut up. take you toupee off, i'm about to give you a tabletop cumshot!!"
Boyfriend 2: (pulls his toupee off?
Boyfriend 1: (cums all over boyfriend 2's head) "ohhh yeah!!!"
by the Blue BUC November 13, 2011
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Arabian Cumshot

During sexual intercourse when a man is about to ejaculate, he pulls his genitals out of the girls vagina and proceed to twist his penis into knots causing the sperm to stay in the penis. He must then proceed to punch himself several times in the testicles rupturing his balls and causing them to internally bleed causing the blood to flow into the sperm flow. He then removes the knot and begins to extract the bloody sperm unto the female anus, making the girl fart.
He preformed the Arabian Cumshot on his wife.
by LeJoePoe December 10, 2013
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cumshot

every single fertilized being in the world, man or beast. Think bout it, in order for you to be fertilized, your biological father had to have cum in order for the sperm to reach the egg. That lucky shot of cum was you being fertilized, therefore you are a cumshot.
Omar is without an unreasonable doubt, a cumshot.
by G0rk April 27, 2007
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Cumshots

A kick-ass band from norway that rocks more than the grand canyon.Led by masterminds Ole Petter Andreassen and Kristoffer Schau.
Man, The Cumshots have some heavy duty tunes. They rock. Check out "Norwegian Jesus", and you'll see wy they kick ass.
by The Tangoman October 18, 2004
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