Communist Cocksucker

Someone who believes in communism.

Im from Russia im a communist cocksucker

by nonanasnas August 30, 2021

Communist Capitalism

Also called Marxist Capitalism. A form of capitalism where you are paid in social benefits instead of money and/or your social benefits are determined by how much work you do. This economic type was the main economic type in the Soviet Union. While this economic type is often referred to as communism, it is much closer to capitalism.

The Soviet Union never achieved communism. They achieved communist capitalism.

by Shugunou March 31, 2023

The Communist I

when someone takes credit for someone else's work or pretends they did everything in a group project

antonym - "the royal we"
related terms - "the plebeian you"

Shitty team-member, "Yea, I reached out to the partner lines of business and accomplished the task all by myself."

Bob, "Ah, yes, the Communist I."

by BobInAccounting July 20, 2018

Kermit The Communist

A 2011 Muppets movie the Muppets were exposed for being communist, even Kermit.

today I saw the movie and Kermit the communist was in it

by RandomPig7 June 9, 2018

Beat a communist day

Fuck communism, it exists EVERY single day.

“time to beat some 9 year old’s ass, it’s fuck a communist day!”

“Hey Timmy, what the fuck is ‘beat a communist day?’.”

“Well, Johnny, beat a communist. You silly goose.”

by anti communist lover October 28, 2021

This is sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto

A statement to express sorrow, and to further combat capitalism. May be heard in Gulags

James: I just got Ligma :(
Robert: This is sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto

by Harambeishere July 21, 2018

Communist

Anyone with a IQ of less than 50
#communism #red

God damn communist

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH April 22, 2018