comere

(come-'ere) a slang combination of "come" and here. It is used in casual situations, and is derived from the fact that some people speak quickly and just combine "come" and "here" naturally.

"comere kid"
" why dont u jsut comere and tell me instead of yelling 'cross the room!"

by hendrixxxx92<3 August 17, 2007

Compression helmet

Usually used in sentence sarcastically, a Compression helmet counteracts and protects against the effects caused by the "fun theory". The "fun theory" states that if an individual has too much fun within a short amount of time, consequently, said individuals head will blow up.

Jon: So, what are doing on this fine Friday night?

Fraser: I have to go to bingo with my 94 year old
grandmother.

Jon: Better bring your Compression helmet!

by Roachey15 August 1, 2009

compete

To give it your all and know you didn't leave anything on the field.

To play through the pain, and never give up.

Always compete, and never quit.

by Crazy Soccer Playa December 10, 2005

compeating

eating while being on your computer

Give me my laptop back. My food is ready and I want to be compeating while checking out the latest Black Crowes tour dates.

by Theophilos July 28, 2010

Tutto compreso

From the Italian meaning all inclusive. In American parlance it is used to mean everything and nothing at the same time, but mostly nothing. When, for example, there is so much/too much that it becomes meaningless or useless.

I have every iPad app known to man, but most are pretty useless. Very tutto compreso.

by Munmunword April 18, 2011

compensator truck

Large pickup trucks ,usually driven by rednecks, typically jacked up with knobby off-road tires despite being too large and heavy to go off-roading with. They may also have an extended cab with a diamond-plate toolbox in the bed, which is perfectly unscratched from not having been used ever. Possibly a pair of cast-aluminum balls hang from the trailer hitch, which may be replaced with a Ford/Chevy/Dodge logo. Common wisdom holds that these trucks are used to make up for what their owners lack in stature, or other parts of the anatomy.

That guy needed a stepstool to climb into his compensator truck.

by Art August 29, 2005

comphet

short for compulsory heteronormativity, society making bright straight the default

Lesbian confusion can be due to the comphet in the world

by oswald~ November 4, 2020