comfort bearding

The act of growing a beard through times of great stress or hardship, usually to bring a sense of light relief to that person's life. Generally associated with tedious exam diets and/or feelings of complete ineptitude.

Dude, did you see the size of Jason's beard the other day?

Yeah man, he's been comfort bearding for the last month. These exams are soul-destroying.

by StingoftheRing May 26, 2011

Comfort envelope

somebody is secure in the knowledge that someone is working positively on their behalf.

Making sure that the customer is inside their comfort envelope.

by Spuggy2345 November 27, 2011

Campfire Fucker

A Campfire Fucker can be referred to someone who has the audacity to fuck a campfire. If you ever see a Campfire Fucker, make sure to run because you may be next.

"Hey Joe, come over here and make some s'mores with me!"
"Alright sure thing, we definitely got to look out for Campfire Fuckers though, we do not wanna end up like Larry!"

by Ricky Man Bobby June 16, 2017

Comfortably Numb

When you crank down to Pink Floyd

I was so bored and high i felt comfortably numb and then fell asleep

by BIG POPPA SMITH February 25, 2018

comfort dick

The type of dick you give a girl (or boy) to cheer them up. Related to pitty fuck.

Britney: “babe my dog died”

Jeff: “so, you want that comfort dick or what?”

by comfort dicker June 4, 2018

Comfort zone

A comfortable spot. Preferably in front of the TV so you can bingewatch Netflix with good food, tea and blankets.

Jackie Burkhart: What did you do today Steven?

Steven: Oh, I just watched Netflix in my comfort zone. You know, the one you decorated for me with the pink pillows and candles.

by Ilovethatshow January 26, 2019

Comfortkurta

A kurapika based account. They started their account as a joke but they’ve impacted many people and is many peoples comfort accounts coresponding with comfort in their user name . They like to read, sometimes write poetry, eat strawberry’s, abuse their kurapika plushie, add to their kurapika collection, push their cousin on the couch, listen to classical, make flower crowns, go to flower fields, AND LOVE KURAPIKA TO DEATH. obviously you can clearly tell that this person is awesome. Very classy indeed, and is a very good friend to many others

For example: “did you look at the new video comfortkurta posted??” Or, “is comfortkurta abusing their plushie again?”

by Sallyface April 2, 2021