two-point conversion

After having sex (or getting a blowjob), when a girl starts giving the guy PCH but then continues to suck the guy's dick until he has a second orgasm.

"Dude, how did things go with Rachel last night?"

"Awesome... we did it doggystyle, and then she went for the two-point conversion afterwards."

by quarterback August 5, 2006

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two-point conversion

While going number 1 at a urinal, a man may realize the sudden need to poop. The process of moving from the urinal to a stall in which he can go number 2 is called a two-point conversion.

Sorry guys, I thought it would be a quick stop, but after the tacos I had to perform a two-point conversion.

by c. nubbins January 27, 2011

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When you have an over whelming sense of being frustrated, angry, confused and are at the end of your rope. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of sadness or depression. There is nothing else to do but to give a big sigh and say you are "comportioned".

"I feel so comportioned today. Nothing is going right."

"You make me feel so comportioned!!!"

by Jwela Liliicrop February 12, 2010

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compassionate conservative

A big, steaming pile of bullshit.

Watch where you step out in that pasture, don't wanna get compassionate conservative on your shoes.

by Alex Stockwell May 25, 2007

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compassionate

Inclined to pity or mercy.
Thesaurus: benevolent, supportive, charitable, sympathetic, tender, humane, caring, feeling, indulgent, lenient; Antonym: cold-hearted. Merciful. (from AllWords.com)
"HELPFUL" is not in 'compassionate'definition.This word has been carefully selected to be associated to conservatism.

Bush compassionate conservatism

by Roger Lemaitre July 20, 2008

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Conversion therapy

A form a brain washing through mild torture thought by ignorant bible bashing fuckwits and some soviets to cure people of being anything other than heterosexual and if possible white or poor or foreign.

Ignorant fuckwit 1: “That f*ggot like men he need conversion therapy !”
THE REST IF THE WORLD: “H can do as he likes. Get out of my sight “

by Dovaquiin June 9, 2018

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