The Common Cold

The common cold to most is just a basic illness.
To me, it's a 1/2 gallon of orange juice and a roll of toilet paper, because I ran out of tissues.

Me : I have The Common Cold, well I guess it's time to go get some orange juice and toilet paper.

by MisaMadness May 20, 2009

comboozled

Pronounced come-boo-zled, it means that you are so frickin' confused, that you can't explain how frustrated you are.

Friend 1: God damn! This puzzle is so big! How the hell did the other people finish it?
Friend 2: I'm so comboozled right now, I literally don't know where to begin.
Friend 1: Agreed.

by An Actual Fatty Catty December 16, 2018

Comfort Actor

A comfort actor is when an actor makes you feel safe and happy when you are upset.

When i feel sad, i think about Tom Hiddleston. He is my comfort actor and he makes me feel happy.

by #alive April 2, 2021

creature comfort

something (such as food, warmth, or special accommodations) that gives bodily comfort.
For example, a nice personal treat : a warm tea, a comfy sofa, or pleasant calm music, or elegant cozy and quaint decorated room.

He is very much attached into his creature comfort once the weekend has come.

by Relonnor March 1, 2021

Common White Girl

Any girl, generally of any race or ethnicity, who are obsessed with the following:
iPhones/iPads
Fall
Leggings/Nike pants
Bath and Body works candles
Bath and Body Works soap
Target bikinis
Sports bras
The movie Mean Girls (only the first)
Pink
Riding boots

Kanye West
The song "Up Down"
Candy Corn
"I can't even"
Emojis in every text ❤️😂😍9⃣😂🐏🎃
Snapchat
Instagram

Twitter
Customized jackets, purses, boots...
Vera Bradley lanyards
North Face jackets
Lululemon headbands
Nike shorts and tennis shoes
Hipster glasses
Rings
"I can't even."
"YASSSS"

"Did you see Skylar's Snapchat story?"

"I know. Leggings, emojis,bath and body works soap and candles..."

"So common white girl of her!"

by Alpha Alex October 18, 2014

Ken combo

The infamous combo in the popular fighting game super smash brothers melee which consisted of Marth performing a Forward aerial in to a downward aerial attack which ends up killing the opponent in a very stylish way. This move was made famous by one of the best ssbm players in the world SephirothKen.

"Dude, my Marth is so good I like Ken combo you all the time."

by WallJumpMan February 26, 2009

Comfortably Numb

1. a state of severe alienation and burnout. When the pressures of life and the evils, insanity and corruption of the outside world are too much and you build a mental wall and you shut yourself out from everything and everyone. You just want to retreat by watching TV or listening to music a LOT to take you from your inner pain but your attention span is so minimized you may wind up on the couch looking up at the ceiling and constantly changing TV channels with the remote. Certain scenes or sounds may bring up painful emotions and make you cry. So you try to quench the pain by smoking, drinking or doing dope.

2. a song from the 1979 Pink Floyd classic double album "The Wall" where the alienated and overburdened rock musician Pink (no, not the real life female pop singer!) is found " comfortably numb" watching the tube and is given "a little pin prick" of horse to "get going for the show". The lyrics (written by bassist Roger Waters) describe in great detail this condition of mental/emotional illness. Dave Gilmour gives a fierce guitar workout and Nick Mason slams an electric drum as the tune fades out. Richard Wright's synthesizers are augmented by an orchestra.

1. Daniel is dog tired after working 12-hour shifts all during the week, and rotating shift schedules every week on top of that. He just sits on his couch and polishes off the Riunite and tokes while watching 13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from. In the meantime he has scenes from his life flashing back in his head. He has become comfortably numb.

2. "Comfortably Numb" is a major highlight of a Pink Floyd concert.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 5, 2009