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Comment Stalker

A person who goes through all the comments to troll because their only purpose in life is to correct people instead of seeing a therapist themselves.
Why is she only a comment stalker to my comment on this post? Don't I also have a right to my opinion?
by Leointhehouse March 22, 2016
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Commit a Toffuxx

Meaning that you will start becoming extremely depressed and post depressive things online.
by Ihatelife6969 April 5, 2023
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Carolyn Connell Comment

A term used to describe a certain type of facebook comment. In order for a comment to qualify it must have all of these qualities:

1.) BE IN ALL CAPS
2.) Use lots of "hahaha"
3.) End with a smiley face:)
4.) Be completely positive and complimentary
5.) Include an inside joke

This is, of course, named after Carolyn Connel, who does it all the time.
Facebook Commenter A: THIS IS LIKE THE PRETTIEST PICTURE EVER:) HAHAHA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SANDWICH BUDDY:)

Facebook Commenter B: Nice Carolyn Connell Comment
by imjustapersonyall April 27, 2011
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You belong if an AA cup bra is too big for you!
Darn, this 32AA is to big. I guess I'm a vip itty bitty titty committee member!
by wacanda February 14, 2012
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Commentators curse

When a commentator of a sport or other competitive event praises a team or player and then that team/player soon after has something bad happen to them (concede points, injury etc.)
Commentator: Team A is looking really good this half, Team B just can't break their defense.
*Team B immediately breaks the line of defense and scores*
Team A fan: God damn it, why did he have to apply the commentators curse?
by Inlaidflyer2 April 30, 2015
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Kardashian Commitment

Kardashian Commitment:

an insincere, temporary or fraudulent commitment to a long term goal without true intention of follow-through; a false commitment made for personal gain without intention of follow-though. Investors, Frauds and con men often make Kardashian Commitments.
Candidate Dufty made a Kardashian commitment to the disabled woman in promising to help get her a wheelchair. His staff later explained that with so many people standing around, Dufty couldn't say no. However, he regrets not being able to help as he was busy campaigning for the people.
by SocialKeith November 7, 2011
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YouTube Comments

Human nature laid bare. As scary to read as it is to take a critical look inside yourself.
(in person)
Person A: Hi!
Person B: Hello how are you?
Person A: Good thank you!

(online, youtube comments and elsewhere, where anonymity almost guarantees no repercussions)
Person A: fuk you faggit go die
Person B: ill kill you stfu bitch
...
by over99 April 28, 2011
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