commence intense mamboage

To leave one place in order to go to another place that is infinitely more entertaining, such as leaving a house to go to a party.

most commonly used to tell someone that you're coming, and leaving you're current position.

"Aight then, you coming?"
"yeah, i'll commence intense mamboage in a minute."
"party on."

by Bob Dole June 14, 2006

Conference Call

An open door meeting that takes place in the bath tub at a party. Typically, all members of a conference call are very intoxicated and just talk about life

“Bro are Dãvįd and Donald fucking in the bathroom?”

“No they’re having a conference call in the tub...wanna join?”

by BigMikeMikeMikeMikeMikeMike August 26, 2019

iraqi press conference

When someone throws a shoe at you

I was so pissed at James, that I performed an Iraqi press conference and knocked him the fuck out

by Burn813 November 21, 2013

Conference foot

Condition where you get gout in your joints as result of the previous days overeating or indulgence at a conference.

Paul: “I can hardly walk today after all the food we had at the conference yesterday”
Linus: “It looks to me as if you have a serious case of Conference Foot”

by Linus Hanger August 26, 2011

conference ass

The stench of a bathroom at most any convention center, airport, or site of a conference. Traveling, eating conference food, excessive alcohol consumption, and drinking the local water leads to conference ass. Typified by loud, gas-y echoing from the toilet bowl.

similar to travelers butt, mudbutt, diarrhea

The sputtering rumbles diarrhea from those stalls means "Tom has conference ass."

by CW99 November 1, 2007

Tehran Conference

The act of attempting to fuck a German with an American, a Russian and a Brit. Usually resulting in the Russian succeeding by going in from the right and the Brit not allowed to go through the south entrance.

“Let’s go fuck that bushy German” “fuck yeah can’t wait to properly Tehran conference them”

by CEO_of_bruh_moments May 1, 2021

conference room

Location where sexual favors are exchanged at work. An invitation to the conference room means to have sex behind closed doors at work in the designated place.

I need to see you in the conference room.
Let's meet in the conference room.

by karl4uue September 25, 2009