A company that butt fucks its customers with shitty customer service and internet that always crashes at the worst times.
Me: Fuck! I was about to ace until my internet just fucking crashed! This is bullshit, fuck Comcast!
Friends: Imagine losing connection lol
Friends: Imagine losing connection lol
by bruh_moment December 22, 2018
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by bluekangaroo December 28, 2005
Get the comcastic mug.When somebody says something that they will do, and somebody then says 'coasted', this mean the person who said the statement has to what they just said, and if the person that said it doesn't do it then they get slapped by whoever heard the 'coasted'
Example 1
person 1: i'm going to jump of the roof
Person 2: coasted
Person 1: #doesnt do it#
Person 2: #slap in the face#
Example 2
person 1: i'm going to jump of the roof
Person 2: coasted
person 1: #jumps off the roof#
Person 2: cool #no slap#
person 1: i'm going to jump of the roof
Person 2: coasted
Person 1: #doesnt do it#
Person 2: #slap in the face#
Example 2
person 1: i'm going to jump of the roof
Person 2: coasted
person 1: #jumps off the roof#
Person 2: cool #no slap#
by YoYo69 April 1, 2012
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Get the comcastration mug.1) What you call an incident in which people of Arizona being forced to watch porn in the middle of Super Bowl, their beloved Cardinals got screwed moments after.
2) Receive crappy service
2) Receive crappy service
COMCASTROPHE!
by Idiot-Finder2 February 4, 2009
Get the comcastrophe mug.The biggest Cable service provider in North America. The fact that they are the biggest cable internet provider in North America and you can still run all your favorite P2P without restrictions says something about them. Yes they had SEVERE reliability probems back when they upgraded everyone to ~45KB UP 420KB Down for a few months but thats been fixed. If you want REAL satellite TV service get C-band. Thats the dishes the 8 foot dishes you see abandoned in most dumbasses yards.
1. I transfer 150 GB a month of warez with my Comcast and everythings fine. All that I do is stay away from Kazaa to avoid getting owned by the RIAA. Can your DSL do that?
2. I took my cable modem to my friends house for the LAN party and we had fast internet service. Can your DSL do that?
3. I found a free TV that some one was throwing out, connected it to Comcast Cable and watched channels 2-125 with no compression artifacts with a total cost of $0.00, can your DirecTV do that?
4.I ordered a PPV movie and watched it at my convenience with ON DEMAND for 24 hrs. Can your DirecTV do that?
5. Back in the day all i did was order some stuff to watch free DirecTV and they sued me for the amount assuming i watched every PPV and premium channel similtaniously 24/7, more then ill ever make in 10 lifetimes cause all wanted to do is watch that PPV wrestling and maybe some free porn with my friend Bubba. Thanks DirecTV!!!
2. I took my cable modem to my friends house for the LAN party and we had fast internet service. Can your DSL do that?
3. I found a free TV that some one was throwing out, connected it to Comcast Cable and watched channels 2-125 with no compression artifacts with a total cost of $0.00, can your DirecTV do that?
4.I ordered a PPV movie and watched it at my convenience with ON DEMAND for 24 hrs. Can your DirecTV do that?
5. Back in the day all i did was order some stuff to watch free DirecTV and they sued me for the amount assuming i watched every PPV and premium channel similtaniously 24/7, more then ill ever make in 10 lifetimes cause all wanted to do is watch that PPV wrestling and maybe some free porn with my friend Bubba. Thanks DirecTV!!!
by Thuggin` September 26, 2005
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