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food coma

The feeling of listlessness, bordering on sleep, that one feels after eating a large meal, often caused by a rush of blood to the stomach and intestines during food digestion.
Man, we ate the whole Pupu platter and now I'm slipping into a food coma.
by Cap'n Sweaty! October 9, 2003
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meat coma

When you have consumed so much food that the only thing your capable of is lying around, watching tv, sleeping, moaning or complaining that your full as shit.
Dude theres no way i can work out today ive been in a meat coma for over an hour.
by lava flow August 4, 2011
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Cum Coma

For females the part after sex induced by the jackhammer effect or jackrabbit pounding, resulting in a dazed, confused, lazy, sleepy, lethargic, low-eyed physical state. (I.E. from Mortal Kombat the "Finish her!" swaying.) Although most females wont admitt to being in the Cum Coma, you can always tell by the look in her eyes. The Cum Coma is also ranked on levels ranging from 1 to 10.
Dude whats wrong with that fine honey? Sam gave her the Sniper Strech then pounded her into the Cum Coma! Holy shit just look at her eyes, shes a fucking level 10!
by Sniper Sam September 6, 2010
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Youtube Coma

An unsettling experience where one goes on youtube to watch a single video and wakes up hours later not knowing what time it is or how much of their life was just wasted watching videos.
Are you okay? Where the hell were you?

Yeah, sorry, lost track of time... Must have been a youtube coma. What day is it?
by dreamweaver6242 January 28, 2010
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lunch coma

Passing out after lunch or other meal due to slow digestion.
Due to poor digestion, she was unable to resist the lunch coma that put her in the supine after both lunch and dinner.
by Pamelot May 22, 2010
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Sushi Coma

The lazy relaxed and sleepy feeling one has after eating too much sushi. likely due to the large amount of starch in the rice.
I fell asleep on the sofa after dinner. I had a case of sushi coma.
by toounknown January 8, 2010
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jip coma

to be rendered unconscious via the administration of a large volume of semen
Who put fiona kennedy in a jip coma?

everyone at the microlab gangbang did
by jipcoma1 October 14, 2012
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