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Weather confused whore

A girl that enjoys wearing ugg boots with a mini skirt and a tank top in the winter.
Why does that girl like being a weather confused whore
by Kimbo17 June 24, 2012
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confused.com

A state of being completely dumbfounded where all sense of logic escapes you. To further emphasise this utopian state, you must be sound like a complete twat on television marketing scheme.
Frank: What is this thing called Women? Does it come on XBox 360?

Bob: No Frank, you tit!

Frank: I'm confused.com... and a complete prick to boot.

Director: CUT!

Frank: Right, where's my 20 pence?
by S_M_A January 23, 2009
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Cobus

A Cobus is an insanely wicked cool drummer from Cobus Land with incredibly cool hair!!

A Cobus is usually seen flirting with an Audrey and has a diet of red bull and chocolate. He also has an insanely wicked cool friend called Jason!!

Cobi have a unique self defence mechanism of saying "Booya!" in a freakish and scarey way to force their way through swarms of fans.

The inspirer of Cobus who made him great goes by the name of Dolbear! (As shown on one of his facebook posts)

The cobus vocabulary consists of:
Cobus Potgieter
DVD
Booya!
Wicked cool
Legitly
Example 1:
Crazy fan "I love you so much Cobus!!!!"

Cobus "BOOYA!!!"

Crazy fan "AHHHHHHHHHHH"

Example 2:
"Wow, there are hundreds of people with wicked cool hair playing drums with chocolate and red bull!!"

"They must be Cobi"
by dolbear September 15, 2009
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Confused

A highly offensive term for bisexual people. It's just as offensive as calling a homosexual the "F-A word"
Jerk: "That guy is making out with another guy, he's under 18 so he must be confused"
by Tahoejunkie May 3, 2008
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Confused Clucker

An act in which you insert a chicken egg inside a woman's vagina, allowing it to incubate until it, with any luck, hatches.
Mr. Davidson gave Suzie the Confused Clucker as an extra credit project. I heard he was fired.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
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confusation

An exchange of dialogue without the exchange of logic or understanding.
I overheard a confusation between a christian and a scientologist this morning. It was basically a futile debate between mythology and science fiction.
by chendy April 21, 2008
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cross of confusion

A symbol that shows the question of the existance of a god.
by Daniel P. February 14, 2004
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