Fat Commander

Usually characterized by an inexperienced, obese female armed with a small degree of authority in unimportant situations. The fat commander stubbornly domineers the workplace environment in an effort to accomplish meaningless goals and tasks based on their criteria, while ignoring all personal shortcomings such as bad breath or body odor.

Ah shit boys, here comes that fat commander!

by dimebagbrian November 1, 2009

Comance

A deep relationship between a boy and a girl that is strictly friends only. Almost like a couple, without the sexual or emotional attachment. The boy-girl equivalent to a Bromance or Hoemance. A Co-ed Romance.

"Nick and Megan are always together, are they a couple?"

"No, they are like best friends. Definitely a Comance!

by janexbang February 25, 2009

Command Z

Said to UNDO any situation in real life. Derived from the common Apple Keyboard shortcut Command+Z.

Patrick trips and spills juice all over his pants in front of large crowd, he shouts, "Command Z". Everyone understands and gets back to their business.

by Word Boss LA December 7, 2011

clit commander

Term for someone who is considered to be a good sexual partner by females. Made infamous by Jay and silent Bob.

I am the Clit Commander!

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

Anchovy Bay Commando

1.A lesbian.
2.A woman who likes to get her tougue around another womans vagina.
3.A woman who wears army boots and shaves her head.

Look at those two Anchovy Bay Commandos! They must like the smell of rotten fish eggs on their breath.
I personally prefer that aroma on my cock and balls.

by Bond... James Bond August 8, 2003

Louie The Cowman

1. A man who lives in Burlington, Vermont. He has his own live TV show where he sits in a rocking chair by a table where he takes random calls. His show uses a bad green-screen to show cows walking around in the background. Every so often a cow takes a shit.

2. Quite possibly the best show that I have ever seen.

3. A TV show on VCAM

Did you see Louie The Cowman last night?

Louie The Cowman is the best show ever, dude!

by iz June 11, 2006

commando

Going without underwear.

My friends and I are overconfident, thus we always go commando. Jimmy? No, he's just weird.

by wysiwyg February 18, 2004