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cockmonger 

A male who constantly displays his complete and utter penis like personality and world-view in nearly every situation in which he finds himself. Specifically this attitude is exemplified by a perpetual attitude of anger and disgust with the world and how it does not simply go the way said cockmonger wishes. This attitude is usually followed up by metaphorical threats of penile rape.
Guy: So did you get that girl’s number?
Cockmonger: No, that bitch can suck my cock. This whole fucking planet can just go choke on my huge veiny cock!
cockmonger by Wurde Smythe December 12, 2007

cockmonger 

Someone who can never give enough blowjobs.
Lili is a total cockmonger.
cockmonger by Stevens Crew March 20, 2003

cockmaster9000 

When you and the homies are chilling, and you get to the topic of cocks and you just say cockmaster9000.
Homie #1: "hey what is your opinion on cocks?"

Me: " bro they dont call me the cockmaster9000 for nothing. Cocks 100%"

Cockholster 

Cockholster by Vig February 23, 2003

cockmonger 

a person who enjoys the cock.
"you're such a cockmonger, stop sucking so hard."
cockmonger by Jack Hoff September 15, 2003

cockmaster 

a pimp with the cane who gets more ass then a toilet seat
example=ralph,
"yo bitch get over here with the shit,im a cockmaster.you want a taste of my deliciousa pinga"
cockmaster by ralph ahahaha December 25, 2007