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clumpet

when the gut hangs over the girls vagina in the lower abdominal region.
-hey Dave, did you see that chicks clumpet?
by manick pauldakes June 23, 2010
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clump

(n) clump - someone who is being lame; a loser.
1. Why are you being such a clump? Snap out of it!

Origin: The classic definition of clump is a small lump of something, and is generally used when describing something nasty. Hence the connection with someone whose behavior is reminiscent of an unappealing little lump of something gross.
by jasa jalt May 19, 2010
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rasta clump

small lumps of shitty turdy turd trappedy dapped in unatrually hairy anus/bums cheeks
as i was licking your anus i found a rasta clump in your hairy arse

ooo dangity flip flop jezza you have a large rasta clump
by big§bumte6uyr5ydg September 14, 2009
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Clumpkin

The act of giving a female cunnilingus whilst she defecates.
"I was givin mah hoe a clumpkin, I didn't even wanna come up for air!"

"My baby loves a clumpkin out back, behind the barn."

"I had to spit out my gum when she said it was 'clumpkin time!'"

"Even though she farted when I was giving her a clumpkin, I ate that shit like pork-fried rice."
by Katie MacphArson January 17, 2009
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Clump

Sally has a lovely clump.
by Dogburp December 26, 2008
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Clump Crusher

It's when a guy cums in a girls eye lashes, and she has to comb out it with her Mascara.
Hey dude, I came in this girl's eye last night, and she pulled a Clump Crusher on me.
by Sinocide June 5, 2013
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Clumzy

To be turnt,inspired, and fairly unbalanced.
My favorite rappers are Clumzy.
by The Clumzy’s May 8, 2018
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