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cloud talk

saying things or planning things you dont actually intend on doing, often brought about by an extended period of staring at the various shapes that clouds make
in the simpsons, the bullies were making cloud talk about removing the head of the statue of jebediah springfield, but were mad when it actually happened
by hauntedfox August 25, 2009
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cloudburn

Pretty much a sunburn that you get on a cloudy day, usually when you least expect it. Usually used in Western Washington (State).
MOM: "Jimmy Get over here, NOW. You have to put on some sunscreen so you don't get a cloudburn!"

Jimmy: "But Mom, I doubt that I will get burned with all these clouds!"
by Kevinthetrooper December 9, 2008
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cloud nine

1). Heaven
2). A Utopia of pleasure
by Zenocide February 17, 2004
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Cloudbursting

The act of bursting clouds with your mind. Moving apart clouds in the sky. Concentrating on moving clouds a certain way.

From the movie: The Men Who Stare At Goats

Do not try while driving, while operating heavy machinary, or anything dangerous.
"What are you doing, man?" "STFU, I'm cloudbursting."

"You see that cloud?" "Yeah..?" "I JUST FUCKING CLOUDBURSTED THAT."
by Shellybug April 9, 2010
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cloudcloud

The term for a boozy, salesy, replacement CEO of a successful tech-startup, who marches in and thinks that he has a grand vision for the future insofar as he attaches the word "cloud" to every sentence.

Such an exec is also technically inept and cannot even type or use any modern day interfaces including mice, keyboards, or phones -- in fact, may often refer to the company's key technology as "okiedokie 9000". Srsly.

Disproportionate use of modern terms such as: cloud, sas, vision, how it works in the big leagues, juxtaposed with antiquated terms such as "boof", "let's make squillions of dollars", and "damn yanks" make a cloudcloud a very interesting cloud indeed.
OMG, here comes cloudcloud again to tell us how his big vision is to take our company into the cloud, cloudcloud, sass, tuna cloud and make squillions of dollars. We are going public!!! Woohooo!
by hello world champion April 9, 2011
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Claudia

the most amazing person i have ever met. best friend and someone who will make you smile 24-7.
claudia's amazing.
by 525man October 20, 2008
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Cloud fucker

A predisposition to lie or greatly exaggerates about ones sexual conquests.

-noun. C-lau-d fa-huk-er
1. Mr. Wilson didn't see any inconsistency between his recollection about shagging that chick who left the club at the same time as he did last night. Even though she didn't actually leave with him as she returned after failing to get a taxi/cab and spent rest of the night in my bed. Mr. Wilson; he may be a drinking buddy but what a cloud fucker.

2. By his own account, Mr. Smith was a rebellious young man. Among Harvard music majors, he was known as a cloud fucker.
by Al Cawdrey September 26, 2009
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