by mshell December 15, 2008
Get the cloister fuck mug.On getting your nat king cole from a lady with a particularly loose vagina, particularly if it doesn't touch the sides. A closie is a Scottish word for a block of flats.
by Raz_ftd September 16, 2005
Get the mars bar up a closie mug.A portmanteau or combination of the words classy and whorish. Meaning to dress chic, fashionable, or elegant, but also appear to look very slutty at the same time. For instance if a girl were to be wearing knee high socks, a white blouse, and a red plaid skirt she would be labeled as slutty or whorish for wearing a school girl outfit, even though she might not be in the least bit revealing in attire. Hence, clorish.
"Ugh, I hate Abby!. All the teachers love her but she always wears such slutty clothes!"
"It's because she dresses clorish. She doesn't break the dress code but still looks like a slut."
"It's because she dresses clorish. She doesn't break the dress code but still looks like a slut."
by shinobi_girl13 August 24, 2011
Get the Clorish mug.Fixing the incorrect position of one's testicles, by the means of using trouser pockets, with the intention of nobody realising that what you're doing is inappropriate in a formal situation.
Thought to self: *One of my balls is in the leg of my pants, I should probably claticle*
Boss: "Grab the file over there"
You: *silenence* "Yes of course, there's no reason for me not to walk, it's not like my scrotum is in an uncomfortable position"
Boss: "Grab the file over there"
You: *silenence* "Yes of course, there's no reason for me not to walk, it's not like my scrotum is in an uncomfortable position"
by NinjaSorter October 6, 2012
Get the claticle mug.Cliticism is the criticism of someone's clitoris, i.e. too long, too fat, bigger than my penis, etc...
In its verb form, you can cliticize someone.
In its verb form, you can cliticize someone.
Person 1: "Sorry to be rude, but I think you should stop waving your clitoris around this airport lobby."
Person 2: "That's okay, I can take some constructive cliticism."
Person 2: "That's okay, I can take some constructive cliticism."
by CS_Pro May 4, 2014
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Get the Cloisterdoinked mug.Members of the Illuminati (which naturally include all the G20 world leaders) typically meet in subterranean bunkers. The very same bunkers that, according to Marshall, house what has become a highly lucrative network of celebrity cloning farms.
by IcemanDiscord November 29, 2017
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