clobbering

Having sex without kissing.

Ben: "Hey man how'd it go with Veronica last night?"
Zach: "Bro i clobbered the shit out of her!"
Ben: "Damn, you didn't even kiss her!!!"

Clobbering - Having sex without kissing

by Zurbur February 22, 2020

clobbin

slang for bein fucked up

im clobbin right now

by lilesco28 April 11, 2021

clobber down

When a girl gives you some wicked ass head.

Me: “Jenny really clobbered down on me last night, my shit spit all over the ceiling”

Friend: “Damn tell shawty to clobber down on ya mans too”

Me: “Yeah bro, that shit was bussin”

Friend: “She must really know how to push some wigs back”

by Bobbin and Clobbin September 11, 2021

cloberglusted

Completely and utterly confused. beyond confused. like your brain has just crashed. the type of confusion so intense you cant speak

the man was cloberglusted after what happened the previous night.

by derpberb December 8, 2022

clobber passage

A passage of the bible people will cite or mention to condemn homosexuality, specifically being gay. The most well known example is Leviticus 18:22.

“Clobber passages? How about I clobber your head in?”

by arc-zen July 6, 2023

Fresh Clobber

New clothes. Clothes which were bought for a 15 year old lad by his mum for £70 from sports direct. Usually go out of trend within a month.

Fresh clobber Matt lad 😍😍

by W.K.D-SkEnG£man July 6, 2016

shmeat clobber

an irregularly large male genitalia. Ranging from 9.5-16.5 inches in length, with a typical girth of 4-5 inches. It is easy to spot a shmeat clobber through one’s garments.

Jessica: Oh my god! All of the girls love him.
Stacy: I wonder why.
Jessica: It’s a no brainer, he has a shmeat clobber!

by shmeetbopper May 18, 2022