Clintoned

The act of suicide in a confusing and improbable manner. ie. Shooting oneself twice in the back of the head.

Hear about m****? he clintoned himself.

by Matish May 5, 2021

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Clint Eastwood

Epitome of cool in the acting world. This dude started out cool and nearly froze being so cool! Clint has spoken some of - if not THE - coolest lines in movie history. Clint Eastwood movies are a must watch for all men and cool women to boot! The example section will remind Clint fans of some of his best lines as well as introduce any idiots - who don't know who he is - to this phenom.

A FEW Clint Eastwood lines from various movies, quotes may not be EXACT but are close, There are likely a hundred more!
"Go ahead....make my day!"
"Uh..Uh.....I know what your thinking...did he shoot six shots...or only five. Well come to think of it - in all this confusion - I kinda lost track my self.....Now, seein' as this is a '44 Magnum...the most powerful handgun in the world...and capable of blowing your head..clean..-off...you gotta ask yourself just one question....'Do I feel lucky?'....Well do ya PUNK!"
"Now ya see..my mule don't take too kindly to bein' laughed at!"
Clint: "Now, we don't want anyone to get hurt...so why don't you boys put those guns away."
Bad Guy: "Who's WEee sucka'?"
Clint: "Smith...and Wesson....and Me...."
Inspector in charge - yelling in Eastwood's face- : "You're a dinosaur Callahan, your ways are old...and obsolete....I want a statement on my desk..first thing in the morning..or you're fired...do you hear me Callahan..FIRED!!!!!
Clint (as Dirty Harry Callahan): "I've got a statement for you Inspector...you're mouthwash aint makin' it!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

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Cluntoris

A gigantic, and beastly form of a clitoris that swallows everything including light. Similar to a black hole, it can also be identified to look similar to a victim of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The Cluntoris should be avoided, as it will eat any man's genitalia who comes in contact with it. The odor of the Cluntoris resembles the odor left behind in the concentration camps of the Holocaust. Only a true man can overcome a Cluntoris during intercourse, and hump the monster into submission. Several men will come in contact with a Cluntoris, and ask themselves; "Is this a Cluntoris, or just a huge clit?", but by then, it is already too late. For you see, the Cluntoris can read your mind.

"Damn girl! On a first date? Alright then! Wait a second, what the hell is that?"
"I AM CLUNTORIS!"
"(muffled screams)"

by Breet August 5, 2006

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