Cleesemas

The holiday of October 27th, commemorating the day of the birth of John Marwood Cleese.

You know him from Monty Python's Flying Circus, A Fish Called Wanda, and many many more hilarious productions.

Celebrate by hanging dead parrots from the mantle, and decorating a tree with knight's helmets and holy grails, to honor the work he has done in his life that has given us many silly quotes to say in bad British accents.

Fred: Dude! Cleesemas is right around the corner and i cant find my dead Norwegian Blue Parrot anywhere!

Luke: Its alright man, I have an extra you can borrow this year for the mantle.

Fred: Thanks, Cleesemas just isn't the same without it!

by Roxis360 March 8, 2010

ceeprompty

the quality of being devoid of intuitive sense, especially in software in which ordinary users are expected to follow a long series of abstruse commands, or a common function is buried in menus or windows five or six deep

Building custom linetypes in AutoCAD is a little ceeprompty.

by Mark Zatopek February 17, 2006

Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus

Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus means to beat the absolute shit our of someone else's newborn baby through reality hacks in which you ascended to another dimensional plane just to beat the shit out of that baby, this is a very painful experience to both you and the baby, but don't worry, you have at least a 0.0000000001% chance of survival, at least you have that? the baby on the other hand will die, but who cared about it anyways, right? it was more or less and accidental birth anyways.... this can also be used as a threat, in which you may go back in time through that same ascendance to the time that person was born and do the same as previously explained.

you are going to make me Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus you!

by TychonChosha898 November 8, 2021

Clempt

Lancashire (where we talk proper): Very hungry.

Ey up our Maud get tea on, I'm that bloody clempt over here I could eat a buttered clog!

by Leyther lad August 16, 2017

Cleppies

A really autistic person. Retard.

You are so cleppies. Haha you got cleppies!

by Cleppie's lover November 1, 2019

Celephone

A cellular telephone. It takes just as long to say as "cell phone" so why not?

I found my celephone under the couch cushion because Billy Popple finally called me back.

by P Popple October 17, 2008

Cléophas

A hot sexy young black male with a big dick

Check out that Cléophas

by Freshking May 1, 2011