Any events involving clam (i.e. lady-schnickens) that stretches the boundaries of the imagination. This can pertain to the sheer quantity of clam, the quality of clam, or some unusual or fantastic act involving clam.
i.e. "Pandemonium"
i.e. "Pandemonium"
There was more scattered snatch prowling around that bar than a Vivid Video casting call. It was sheer clamdemonium!
by Chris "Clamdemonium" Davis July 10, 2009
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An impostor of the one and only Santa Clause/St Nick/Father Christmas/ Fat Jolly Man.
The typical Santa Claude does it for the benefit of his own sexual needs and wants, usually a pedophile or sexual predator.
The typical Santa Claude does it for the benefit of his own sexual needs and wants, usually a pedophile or sexual predator.
by Mrs Claude December 13, 2010
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did you see that bitch clamdamn me. She wouldnt even let me dance with that guy over there she was all over him.
by IvyB January 22, 2009
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1.) Pertaining to any action, item, person, or thing that makes you feel like you should release your bowels.
-ed, past tense
2.) Having released your bowels due to any action, item, person, or thing.
1.) Pertaining to any action, item, person, or thing that makes you feel like you should release your bowels.
-ed, past tense
2.) Having released your bowels due to any action, item, person, or thing.
I'm sure eating that taco will make me clandax.
Man, smoking that cigarette was really clandaxing, I'll be right back....
That lady told me so much nonsense that I most definitely clandaxed...
Man, smoking that cigarette was really clandaxing, I'll be right back....
That lady told me so much nonsense that I most definitely clandaxed...
by ELS_SS March 9, 2011
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Why does anon keep making terrible your mom jokes?
He does it on purpose to troll, he is clandoning.
He does it on purpose to troll, he is clandoning.
by twinklez123 March 11, 2016
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