class before ass

when one prioritizes his school work before his relationship or sex life

Noa- hey shmerez, you want to, get out of here, maybe fool around a bit? I know it has been tough lately but i can help you relieve some of that stress
Shmerez- I have got to finish this AP English paper before tomorrow. i cannot afford to use up this time
Noa- come on! We can make it a quickie, maybe i will throw in something special..
Shmerez- man, as tempting as all of that sounds, i have got to stay focussed noa. As i always say, "Class before ass."

by Jew Gatsby February 23, 2014

Classy with a capital K

1) An expression that denotes the user thinks the person or thing s/he is describing is the opposite of classy; it can be used regardless of whether the person/object is attempting to be classy (i.e. having klass rather than class).

2) Very tacky, or in some cases, trashy.

She was wearing a white blouse with a black bra, too tight daisy dukes, and clear heels

Wow, that's classy with a capital K.

by Meredith G May 18, 2010

A Classy One

The action of performing oral sex on a man, while he is seated in the upright position, with the other person on their knees on the floor. Looking up is optional.

"I love 69, but I would really like a classy one."
"Give me a classy one under my desk"

by Thecatlady September 13, 2013

Not a Classy Bitch

The girl who arrives uninvited in her best slut wear at any and all of your social functions to shamelessly throw herself at your male friends and later puke all over the host's bathroom. She never has anything interesting to say and is generally a pain in the ass.

Did you hear what happened at that party? She is not a classy bitch.

by hayleybee July 29, 2008

Pulling a Claus

A western Pennsylvania term. It means to initiate plans for a later date, then not show up or follow through with the plans.

Jim pulled a Claus again on me. That asshole called me and told me he had tickets to the Donnie Iris show for Saturday down at Nick's Fat City. I sat around all night waiting for that asshole to show up. That fucker's always pulling a Claus on me.

by Rick Beggs April 20, 2011

Ur class eats ass

The most devastating phrase in the history of mankind. A reference to "class", the fifth taxonomic rank.

Me: Ur mom gay
You: Ur dad lesbian
Me: Ur granny tranny
You: Ur sister a mister
Me: Ur grandpap a trap
You: Ur genus sucks penis
Me: Ur class eats ass

by Thatnigerianprince69 May 14, 2018

black-a-claus

When that bitch thinks Santa is white nope that nigga not he black-a-Claus he brings the best gifts for the home girls😁 need a new weave.....black-a-Claus got you

I really want a cool gift just call black-a-Claus

by 12344boooboooobear December 6, 2017