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moment of clarity

It's when a guy is deciding whether or not he should fuck a questionable-looking girl...first, he jacks off, and after he cums, if he still wants to fuck the girl, he should--the loss of the horniness and clouded judgment immediately after orgasm is the "moment of clarity".
I thought I wanted to hook up with my ex last night, but I jerked off and the moment of clarity told me I shouldn't.
by SpeedsterZ28 January 1, 2008
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post coital mental clarity

the few minutes after an orgasm in which a man feels he sees the world with a heightened clarity; as though he can see the world as it truly is, without emotions or sexual desire to cloud his view.

during this period a man decides whether his orgasm was of a prideful, shameful, or meh nature. These judgements might result from the orgasm's assistant being a bombshell, his hand, or an ogre, respectively.

anthropology: this experience may have benefited humanity's ancestors as our ancestor who became intensely aware of his surroundings after sexual intercourse would have been in a better situation/mindset to defend himself from watching or approaching carnivores than his peer who did not feel as alert
"Shut up bitch! I'm enjoying my post coital mental clarity. thank you. would you make me a samich, please?"

"Yeah bra, in my post coital mental clarity I realized what a mistake I had made by wrestling that ogre! I wore a condom though. "
by leroach January 9, 2012
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Clarita

From the little Filipina Clarita of Gubat. The word is Latin derived which means little Clara. Clara is derived from the Medieval name derived from Latin clarus "clear, bright, famous". Saint Clare, a follower of Saint Francis of Assisi, left her wealthy family to found the order of nuns known as the Poor Clares. This is also the name of an Irish county which was named for the Norman invader Richard de Clare (known as Strongbow), whose surname is derived from an English river.
Hi Clarita! It's me John.
by John March 27, 2005
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Clarted

When something is fucked up in some way.
"Mate, isn't that Corona well fucked"
"Yeah mate, it's clarted!"
by Dahatter November 25, 2020
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Clarity vision

When one ejaculates, sexual tension is released through masturbation, resulting in a mind that is clear in thought and a rational decision can be made involving women and other life decisions.
Jimmy used to always spend all his money on women, that was until he used clarity vision before talking to any of them, now he's a millionaire.
by evolman November 26, 2014
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clarrence

Clarrence is an optimistic person who cares about the people around him. He loves worldly affairs like environmental sustainability and politics, where he aims to show concern to the masses. In his free time, he likes to hangout with his friends because he’s quite a sociable person.

Although he may act nonchalant on the outside, he will get happy when receiving compliments about his attractiveness. He is also a simple guy who dresses in simple clothing like a black t-shirt and jeans, but still manages to stand out amongst his peers.

The extra R in his name makes him more assertive than others to stand firmly for the ideals that he believes strongly in.
A: "hey! I need advice on an environmental issue, who do I go to?"
B: "you should go to clarrence!"
by MonkeyBoy789 January 18, 2021
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Reverse-Nut Clarity

Reverse-Nut Clarity set in and I starting looking at Etsy wedding rings
by buunnyrainy February 8, 2022
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