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post nut clarity

the immediate clearness of one’s mind and/or soberness an individual gains after busting a nut causing the excess testosterone to leave one’s body, thus one's mind is no longer clouded by the evolutionary need to fuck everything that moves for a few minutes.
Person 1: Wow I think I just invented time travel.
Person 2: Should have been your post nut clarity.
by doublechinsalad December 29, 2020
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clarky cat

A ficticious drug from Brass Eye
"For the last time, I don't know what Clarky Can IS!"
"No, CAT!... Clarky CAT!... The stuff that you chew!"
by eViLegion January 25, 2005
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clark kent

When you see someone with their glasses off for the first time and they look like a different person.
Ben finally took off his shades and it was a total clark kent. Dude's fine.
by DollarReel March 30, 2008
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clark peters

A character on the TV show King Of The Hill with a shaved head/blonde pony tail and a nasally sounding voice. He is sometimes a friend of Bobby but other times he is a bully.
Did you see the part where Bobby kicks Clark Peters in the nuts?
by Bobby Smithy December 19, 2006
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Clarkson

¹One big noisy thing with pubes for hair

²An infantile pillock! That needs to tidy up a mess he has advertently caused.

³An insufferable oaf!

⁴A male human that resembles an Orangutan
"CLARKSON!!"
by TedCourse April 27, 2020
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Clarabelle

Let's say if you meet a Clarabelle, you're very lucky.
Beautiful and charming, caring and very sweet. A Clarabelle would be hard to lose, in some words. Very smart and amazing grammar. Very funny, in dark times, a Clarabelle can still put a smile on your face! Also probably pretty hot.
Also a longer version of the name Clara
Clarabelle's so nice, I wish I could be her friend!
Clarabelle, your so sweet.
I miss Clarabelle, how could I make it up to her?
by I'm a little joker July 1, 2020
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clarky cat

Clarky cat is a made up drug in the same class as other imaginary drugs such as yellow bentines or triple sub it can be bought from any boz boz on the streets of urban britain, as with other imaginary drugs when you approach the boz there is an elaborate verbal dance that you need to go through with them as they pretend not to know what you are talking about, but perseverance is the key here.
Hi are you the boz boz, ahh good, do you have any yellow bentines, or triple sub, or if not any clarky cat, it has to be good though as i don't want to end up like a piano dentist, or even worse go all blutie and take a quack candle and my arms to feel like a coupe of fortnights in a bad ballon, you arn't holding any clarky cat, then give me a TB of brown and a teenth of cake.
by andy mackay May 22, 2006
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