The Colbert Report

A "fake news" television program airing on Comedy Central from Monday to Thursday at 11:30pm eastern time. Hosted by Stephen Colbert, the Report satirizes conservative, ego-centric media pundits such as Bill O'Reilly and Geraldo Rivera.

Pronounced "Col-BEAR Re-PORE".

"Open up baby bird, 'cause mama's got a big fat nightcrawler of truth! This is the Colbert Report!"

by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 13, 2007

Steven Colbert

Absolutely nothing. How absolute morons spell "Stephen Colbert" when taking the time to write out an definition for the guy on this website without bothering to check for one second to see if they got the name right. (See also: "Jon Stuart")

"lols i luv steven colbert he is so funny!!!!"
"Get cancer."

by will farell lol September 6, 2007

Colbert

The only person to ever perform Canada's History.

Steven Colbert is awesome.

Steven Colbert advocates Canada's History

by ColbertCanadasHistory February 8, 2010

The Colbert

A sex position in which Stephen Colbert has sex with your wife, mother, sister, and/or daughter. And you watch and he teaches you how to be the most manly man, in bed, of all time.

When I got married I did The Colbert.

I did The Colbert last night!

Teenagers are obsessed with The Colbert.

by Jedidiah States April 12, 2008

colbert report

A show in which the American news is twisted into semi-truthful stories of current events

DUDE!! Did you see the Colbert Report last night? Steven had all the clips of bush making grammar mistakes. Yea dude, but you dont say the t's in the title you tard

by {ROB} king of kings May 8, 2008

colbert

Verb;(coal-bear) to sarcastically make fun of someone or something;

derived from The Colbert Report hosted by Stephen Colbert on Comedy Central and the sooned to be named new part of the space station section named Colbert after Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report

"Dude you just got colberted!!!"
"Colbert just colberted Obama on The Colbert Report!!!"

by ijustcolbertedmyself September 3, 2009

Colbert-Whip

A delicious snack made by putting Cool-Whip, or any kind of whipped cream, between two Pringles. This can also be done with Doritos, seeing as how it is Stephen Colbert's favorite corn-based chip.

I could really use a Sierra Mist right now, to wash down all that Colbert-Whip.

by Selinger March 31, 2010