chapelle

An offensively funny comment.

Damn, that was a chapelle if I ever saw one!

by zigdag September 23, 2004

chapelle

-Actor Dave Chapelle of 'Chapelle show' fame that airs on Comedy Central. Started out doing stand up, now is head writer and actor on his own show. Just signed a $55 Million dollar contract for only two years of his show - worth it.

That russel peters bitch is no chapelle.

by dkirk22 September 26, 2006

cheaper than the bus

phrase used when someone is bragging to you about certain price they got on something.
origin: this phrase was seen sometime in 1993 on a hand written poster advertising a carpool from collge back to the Boston area. Actual phrase was "I'm cheaper than the bus". After finding out who wrote it, it became an inside joke (how much is this, cheaper than the bus haha) but quickly became a regional term for a good deal.

"glass pieces at Conventry were only 30 bucks!"
"wow, those are cheaper than the bus"

by bph4eva October 30, 2004

a crapella

1. (n) a painful or otherwise uncomfortable bowel movement resulting in audible vocalization of lament or relief. 2. (v) to audibly vocalize lament or relief while performing a bowel movement.

"Wow bro, feel better? That was impressive but you got no shot at 'The Voice' with that a crapella solo..."

by cyclopath July 28, 2015

crapé diem

A close cousin to its Latin sister phrase, roughly translated it means, "cease the day." Used when the day is so crappy, you'd rather it just be over.

"Man, you look awful."
"Crapé diem!"
"That's the spirit."

by jdmc January 5, 2008

Crapet

A crapet is a crappy carpet. Sacrifice a goat to Bobalhobnish on the third full moon of Novenbuary to get the stains out.

Man, I got to sacrifice that goat of mine to Bovalhobnish soon, or my crapet won't get clean again.

by Phillip1337Curtis May 23, 2011

holmes chapel

Holmes chapel is a village in the east of chesire. It really is small and no one knows that thus village exists. Harry Styles was born there and he lived some years there. Now he lives in LA and London with his tiny ass husband who still tops him Louis Tomlinson oh and btw. Larry Stylinson is real. Also Louis didn't get the fucking dagger to harrys rose for you to be a weak larrie.

What is Holmes Chapel

- Duh!! Its a freaking village, Harry styles was born there.

by phantasia.ccp October 23, 2018