Chodism

A disease that women catch that make their lower body twice as large as their upper body and stay under 5'2. The disease makes the victims nipples weird or deformed. It also causes them to be hipsters and deny it at all cost. Chode people or chodes as they are usually called can be spotted in skinny jeans that don't fit so when they stand up from lying on a couch their ass hangs out.

Mark: Dude, that girl is so unproportionate she is a chode.

Scott: Ya i know she must have weird fucking nipples too.

Mark: It's a sham she suffers from Chodism.

by Ur. average gay dude. April 1, 2011

choads

two choads for the price of one.

two choads dont make a write.

by petrers lol April 13, 2005

Choods

Expresses positive feeling verbally.

"dude, i went up to video game depot yesterday and picked up wind waker."
"Choods."

by Chainsaw Dudley March 31, 2003

Chaids

Bastardisation of the two words Chess and AIDS. Used to describe an absolutely hopeless chessplayer.

I played a guy called Matt at the chess club last night and beat him 10-0. Man, that dude had some serious Chaids.

by JC1976 December 13, 2008

Chaids

Bastardisation of the two words Chess and AIDS. Used to describe an absolutely hopeless chessplayer.

I played a guy called Malcolm at the chess club last night and thrased him 10-0. Man, that dude had some serious Chaids.

by JC1976 December 9, 2008

choadsmoker

One of those nuMetal kids who are to retarded to know how to "throw the goat". Often found listening to Limp Bizkit, Slipknot, Linkin Park, and post-black album Metallica.

Anyone stupid kid at Ozzfest.

by RagingLeonard March 12, 2003

Choid

Old people, or people who smell old, mostly used as an insult

you stupid choid

by Tony Motley, Luke Gardner, daniel Burns, Frank Mck May 14, 2003