choasting

farting, letting one rip.

Mitchell's choasting was so bad, not even Andrew's cigarette could stop the smell.

by shistane August 21, 2018

Chafarde

The garden area around the perimeter of the house, typically home to a number of random bushes and perennials that no one living in the house knows the name of.

We planted a bunch of fancy flowers and bushes in the chafarde to impress the neighbors we hate.

by jsring July 19, 2020

Choat

A saggy set of dirty goat testicles.

You'll never be able to breed that goat with a choat like that.

by Country4387 January 14, 2021

Floppy Choad

Floppy choad means being dumb or uncoordinated.

Woah! did you see that kid try to catch that ball? He is such a floppy choad.

by T.Nasty February 22, 2009

cookie dough choad

When your penis is wider than long but it has freckels on it to act like choclate chips!

Miles has a cookie dough choad!

by Jonathon Haywood August 17, 2015

choade

a dick that is wider then longer...

a good example is to imagine a tuna can... heh

by Rob Miller April 13, 2004

choadloader

noun...1. person who constantly spouts queer stuff. 2. an asshole, a boss who has never done your job but claims to know how to do it better. 3. a rival sports fan.

1. Joe, don't be such a choadloader, of course this is dangerous and stupid.
2. Rich, that choadloader, told me that doing it all at once is slower than doing it one at a time.
3. Hey! We don't throw back home runs balls at "The Cell"! Go back to Clark and Addison, Choadloader!!

by mudball10 August 17, 2006