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The Chipotle Challenge

The highest personal achievement any human can accomplish. You must eat 4 chipotle burritos, 2 chicken and 2 steak. You have 25 minutes to finish eating, while allowed to drink any beverages necessary. Immediately after the final burrito is finished the competitor has to run a mile. This mile must be completed in under 7 and a half minutes. After the mile is completed the competitor must not throw up for 2 hours, however if vomit occurs he/she can still eat their throw up to maintain eligibility.
Mike: "You just ran your mile in 7:21, don't throw up now."
Kevin: "Too much food"
Mike: "Be a man, the chipotle challenge is the most impressive accomplishment in the world."
Kevin: "Owwwww"
by TommyMcgee April 19, 2009
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Chipotle Effect

After consumption of a Chiptole burrito one feels a gut busting effect which lasts anywhere from 30 to 60 minutes and disables ones ability to perform simple motor skills.

OR

When you eat a Chipotle burrito way too fast and feel sick afterwards. You feel like you're about to throw up but its so worth it cause that burrito and/or bowl was so delicious.
Wanna go to the gym?

Naw dude I can't move right now...the Chipotle effect has me paralyzed..
by MeetTheMuse January 13, 2009
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reverse chipotle

When you put your 'burrito' in her booty
He took her out for a nice dinner, and afterwards she gave him a nice reverse chipotle.
by Moon_the_Loon August 24, 2016
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Tiny Chipotle

A soggy fetus that gets carried every game
by SlimyDoorknob March 17, 2020
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Chipotle Hot

1:Exceeding the above average attractiveness to the opposite sex.
2: An attractive couple.

3: The opposite of Fugly
1:John Stamos is chipotle hot!

2: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are Chipotle Hot
by Max and Kim November 27, 2011
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Chipotle God

A person who eats Chipotle every day, and loves and dies by Chipotle.
“Wow, he’s eating Chipotle again?”
“Yeah, what do you expect? That’s the Chipotle God!”
by SceneAmatiX September 3, 2019
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Chipotle whore

Women who perform fellatio in exchange for chipotle
by The riddled April 25, 2022
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