Dick Cheney

A man who absorbs light and then takes a dark dump on America

Bobby: don't get to close to Dick Cheney.

Fred: why?

Bobby: he will suck the life out of you!

by CHOWnoobCHOW April 20, 2009

Dick Cheney

An evil little man who really pissed off Bram Stoker in about 1870. Was the American "vice"-president until the dark side spit him out in late 2008. Now his whereabouts are unknown, but experts believe they may have found one of his numerous horcruxes in a small town in Texas.

Dr. Van Helsing: How did you sneak into the White House, you creepy old racist?

Dick Cheney: Heh heh, I flew in through the window...

Harry Potter: Aaaah! Stab the diary!

by The Culture Bandit May 15, 2009

Dick Cheney

Verb. The act of shooting someone square in the face with a shotgun.

"We were playing CS and Dan came around the corner right into my sights, so I Dick Cheney'd him."

by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009

Pulling a Chesney

(PULL-ING A FUCKING CHESNEY) The act of pleasuring one's self while speaking throught the headset on any particular gaming device. (ex. XBOX Live, Play Station Network.), usually without informing the person on the other end, and telling them AFTER they ejaculate.

"Dude, I was playing Halo and was pulling a Chesney on Vincent Lucera today. It was sweet."

by RAPEZILLA November 27, 2009

Dick Cheney

1. A man who can't tell the difference between a quail and his hunting partner.

2. Our Vice President

1. "Dick Cheney hit his hunting partner, Harry Whittington, in the face with shotgun pellets. Luckily, he is ok."

2. Dick is just one step away from being president. Thank Jesus George W. Bush is there instead.

by Booblover April 9, 2006

Cheyenne Cigars

A really cheap brand of cigarette/cigars that have alot of different flavors and have good tasting cigarettes.

Person #1: Are you smoking those cheyenne cigars?

Person #2: Yeah. They are cheap as hell and they taste good.

Person #2: Also it's better than paying seven dollars for a pack of niggaports.

by BakerOrDie123 September 20, 2009

Dick Cheney

a big game hunter. "Big game" equals elderly dudes looking for quails.

Oh, my god he shot me!

What did you expect? I'm Dick Cheney.

by lizoffspring April 23, 2006