checking my stock

Its when you stratch your balls and sniff your fingers.

I've been checking my stock and its straight skin cheese son!!!

by Kazel February 24, 2006

checking out

to commit suicide; to end your own life,

stems from checking out of a hotel, checking out of your own life, choosing to leave.

i fucking gone im gone im gone, so im checking out. im checking out real soon.

by john gold March 29, 2007

Vibe Checking

The act of throwing people off a tall building and whispering "vibe check" before throwing them off.

Hey Jason, want to go vibe checking with me?

by npc#8967 October 14, 2019

thanks for checking in im still a piece of garbage

garbage trash everyone get rekkkkkt

hey thanks for checking in im still a piece of garbage but im not u r so get rekt

by thickymemes101siwa October 6, 2018

checking e-mail

slang term for masturbating. People say they are checking their email when they are really looking at internet porn.

be right back, im gonna be checking e-mail.

by wkrpinpitts February 11, 2010

checking stats

Claiming to use your friend's computer to check fantasy football scores and instead, masturbating to porn.

I'm checking stats. Be down in a few minutes.

by whhpssh October 24, 2014

Crowd Checking

When someone intentionally hits or checks the crowd at a show. Can be used to rile up a crowd or can be used to intentionally hit a certain person you don't like and is often used to provoke fights.

If you don't like someone at a show, intentionally start crowd checking them and everyone around them. if they hit you back you have a reason to beat the fuck out of them.

by Nignogg123 April 7, 2011