National Axel Chavez butthole day

This day is April 24. You go tot he nearest Axel Chavez and pin him against the wall and insert your 9 inches into his tight butthole.

“Richie: hey Axel you know what day it is, I’ve been waiting for this day, It’s National Axel Chavez Butthole Day ”
“Axel: wait Richie we’re cousins.”
“Richie: Game is game now spread that tight hairy butthole.”
*axel crying*

by SkibiditolietRizz April 24, 2024

Sal Chavez

Rick Sanchez but in an alternative universe where he disguises his name and identity as a mexican middle aged man that works in the porn industry under the alias Pickle Sal.

Morty: isn't that you but with a sombrero?
Rick Sanchez: no way I listen to cotton eye joe
Sal Chavez: I'm pickle Sal

Rick Sanchez: oh yeah nvm that's me

by Tangerine the caleb crusher December 5, 2019

Chavez

A Chavez is a guy that get hella Hoes

You see that guy over there you can tell he is a Chavez

by SWEATTHEBOOTYTAKER November 22, 2021

devin chavez

The most nicest and person never let you down and if he does he will try to make up for it, easy to trust, love is one of his greatest enemy, but he will never let anyone hurt the one he loves, often angry doesn't tell people his feeling often, and when he is angry he does thing he doesn't or didn't mean to do, and he will feel very bad about it if he does. but if he is hurt by the one he loves, trust, and would die for he wants to be alone and if the trust is not rebuild he will forget you and hate you, because he told you everything just for you to hurt him, but he will still love you but it hurts him because he will think that you hate him when he still loves you and would fight for you.

(Devin Chavez)-hey how are you
(friend)-good do you want to hit the gym???
(Devin Chavez)-you know it!!

by Hector1325428 October 14, 2020

Mathew Chavez

The most poopy nigga of West Berlin also lightskin

That Mathew Chavez is a real shit nigga

by Nigga sexy April 7, 2022

Andres Chavez

i guy who spits every word he says there is just no controlling it

Don't pull an Andres Chavez and spit everywhere

by Andres #1 fan September 17, 2020

jonathan chavez

Jonathan Chavez is the most sweetest boy ever. Even if we don't talk anymore your still the boy I think about sometimes even on days I should think about you. I remember your curly hair and how you used to associate me with heart stopper because I had the vans and you had the converse. Jonathan is the type of loser that doesn't really show how sad he is but when your in a 1 on 1 conversation with him late at night, he will cry on your shoulder. I remember when I picked your whole outfit for a 5th grade graduation ceremony, I was wearing a red dress and lolita red shoes. I was about to be late to the bus with heels but I still replied to your 4:am messages because I loved you and I still do. Nobody can complete the gap you left me with, even after you loved me and cared for me for 2 years and almost another year, there's always someone who will break my heart over the years but nobody will ever be able the fulfill the heart I had when I was with you. I still have the matching braclets, as of messages, and the left over happy memories you've given me. If there was one wish I could have it would be to spend one last happy memory with you Jonathan Chavez even if your a loser, I still loved you and I always will because you were my loser. The converse to my vans and the left piece to my soul.

Jonathan Chavez is the boy of my night dreams but can turn your soul into a nightmare hole.

by jonathan chavez November 19, 2023