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Thanks for clarifying

Response from office worker after manager has explained a simple procedure for the 8th time, the last time using graphic displays out of desperation because said worker must be mentally incapacitated to have not understood what was required on the first try.
(upon 8th explanation of simple procedure)
Anita (employee): Thanks for clarifying
Michelle (boss) : Oy. The dreaded "thank you for clarifying," defined as explaining something for the 100th time when you should have understood it the first time. How do you even get yourself dressed in the morning? (and then out loud I said: You're welcome. )
by pr maven August 4, 2010
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charity jam

fucking someone else that is below your standards in order to do them a favor or lift their spirits.
dude i had a charity jam last night with the fat HR chick.
by coug09 June 17, 2011
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Charity sket

It is when you act like your giving a bunch of money to a charity, but you really just give like twenty singles.
Lyrics from a song- "I ain't rich, so I charity sket, charity, charity, charity sket"
by North Chicago Christian October 4, 2012
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charity begins at home

A person's first responsibility is for the needs of their own family and friends.
Meaning you must support those closest to you before others.
"As the starving Ethiopian children came to my doorstep begging for bread, I handed my piece to my son, charity begins at home."
by Warrior G October 12, 2017
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Charity Shield

When you use the fact that you raised money for charity as a form of deflection against criticism for any oopsie you made. Very prominent on social media influencers and Youtubers.
Person 1: So have you heard about this guy who got himself into trouble on the internet?

Fan: WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FOCUSED ON HIS MISTAKES?! WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE CHARITY RUNS HE DID IN THE PAST?!

Person 1: How does raising money for charity negate these actions? There's no such thing as a Charity Shield."
by blacktrojan3921 December 19, 2018
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Cherify

To add, embellish, or write, Cher or something Cher related to an object or person
Finlay Cherified his maths folder by adding a picture of Cher. I love his cherifcation he did. I now need to Cherify my folder!
by Huge Cher Fan October 7, 2020
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Charity

Being told where your money is going, or even being shown paperwork isnt the same as knowing where your money is going, or being in control of where your money is going, or what it's being spent on. If it seems to make sense to be suspicious of where your money is really going, that's because it does make sense to be suspicious of where your money is going.
The people collecting money from people like dishonest tax collectors claimed to be a charity, and many charities that stole from people did have official names and were official organizations. That didnt make the people running them trustworthy people.
by Solid Mantis October 27, 2020
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