Chapter Stealer

Someone who reads a book/magazine at the bookstore but does not buy the book.

Aunty Beef: Just went and read 4 chapters of PRide and Prejudice, pretty good stuff. Was $2 short of buying it. Will go back tomorrow. Maybe I should just sit in the bookshop and read a few chapters each lunchtime and save myself $9.90

Toof: You are a dirty Chapter Stealer.

by rainbowfizz October 21, 2004

chapped poomper

Raw or chapped skin in the inner but crack from riding a bicycle for too long.

I rode my bike for so long my ass got chapped poomper and now it stings.

by eric1970 April 9, 2014

chapter 53

Read Blood Bank.

Man, that Yaoi was sick. Especially chapter 53.

by Don't judge me man August 21, 2017

chappeder

To describe the comparative form of chapped. More chapped.

My lips were chappeder then they were yesterday.

by Holly Goat May 4, 2018

The Nxt Chapter

The nxt chapter refers to a new chapter in somebody's life, typically a new romantic chapter.

The nxt chapter signifies the shift in one romantic relationship dynamic to a different, healthier romantic relationship dynamic.

It can be with your current partner, a previous partner, a new partner, or no partner at all.

I am ready for the nxt chapter in my life! I am going to start fresh and learn to love myself!

by MissAbby September 10, 2020

but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?

Something that people randomly say when I say I did bad on something

"aaaaa I did so bad I only got 41 on ci"
"but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?"

by john0512 March 8, 2021

Ass Chapped

To Have A Confused Look On Your Face ! To Feel Dumb Stupid , Intimidated !!!!

Mama was looking hella ass chapped when we didnt come home form after prom ;) .

by georgiaa Peach ! November 9, 2012