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A primal korean scream generally shouted both preceeding and during sexual intercourse. This squeal of excitement, usually precedes the traditional zimbabwaen ritual of giving a simba, in which the male uses their index finger to wipe man juice on the girls forehead whilst saying the word "Simba" repeatedly. The scream itself is usually shouted in an intolerably high pitched voice alongside other extremely annoying phrases such as "I heart you". After intercourse involving the "chan chan chant", the female participant often doesnt emerge the next day until late evening, however usually enters the public domain aglow. Once the male participant recieves the "chan chan chant" he can safely acknowledge his status within the lion-kingdom, and is only required to take the female to the occasional meal-out in order to acquire daily, if not twice-daily, sex.
"Oh chan chan, give me that simba!!"

"I heart you chan chan!!"
by Fat Sarah May 5, 2009
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chan gart

a fat short stubby judist who enjoys munging cleavland steamers and big black long dicks in and around his mouth
hey chan gart you suck dick at call of duty and you can only bench press 45 pounds
by jpruss September 2, 2009
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chan chan

Pronoun:
A term of endearment to replace or add to the name of a good friend when speaking with them.
1."What time are you coming over today Nici-chan?"

2. "Chan chan! Call me back!"
by Rebecca Bailes March 19, 2008
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Chan’s Choco dick

Chanyeol’s dick that is covered in chocolate and is super tasty
Baekhyun is eating all of Chan’s choco dick
by Koop Lover 69 April 19, 2018
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Chan-Sexual

Chan sexual means if your first name is Chandler, you only like fat chicks and fireball.
I'm chan-sexual because that chick is hot as fuck and she weighs 4 hundy.
by HardDicks&Airplanes December 12, 2018
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Chan-tastic

Word Rooted From: ™CHAN·tastic½+®©¹³² or .com/_chantastic.

1. having no regaurd to what others think of you; wearing make up that covers everything and having platnum white, bobbed hair; having hugs that are like death; holding large knives and asking innocent girls to come near you.

2. having high knowlage of html or ccs codeing.

see-- formica.
"Dude, your kinda Chan-tastic.."
"
by christian music gal April 2, 2007
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Chan The 'Man'

A man who enjoys sending reveling pictures and disturbing messages using text or picture messages. He doesn't realize that the only girl that would send him any pictures or give him any pussy would look like a viking. Often extremely cocky and does not realize that even his own friends hate his guts and think he's a complete tool.
Dude, he's acting like Chan The 'Man' over there. He can't get any pussy... Or friends.
by Theguywhogetsgoodvagina January 20, 2011
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