criptic

A person with an invisible disability.

Derivation: a combination of the word crip (originally a derogatory epithet now used by some disabled people to describe themselves) and cryptic (hidden or concealed).

Overheard conversation between two wheelchair users: "Don't criticise that guy for taking a handicrap - he's probably a criptic."

by Outovator February 17, 2018

cept

London slang, usually north/ east sides.
- v. meaning 'allow' but in the sense of a command. eg. 'cept me' would mean 'allow me to have' or 'give me'.
(derived from 'accept')

: cept me the zut bro

by Judge Fudge December 28, 2004

cliptip

1. Someone with no foreskin, commonly of Jewish descent.

2. Someone with the name of Miles, can be both 1 and 2.

3. Someone who lost their foreskin for medical reasons.

4. Someone who is mocked for acting Jewish and becomes an honourary "Cliptip".

1. Miles - Waddup everybody.
Bob - Waddup Cliptip.

2. Miles - Anyone want to play football with me?
Bill - Nah man you're a Cliptip.

3. Alfred - Oh no my foreskin has been removed.
Brian - Hey buddy you're now a Cliptip.

4. Vessey - Good Day.
Everyone - Shut it Cliptip.

by Bob McGrew June 11, 2006

Chiptease

Walkers Crisps

They're such a chiptease, those things *tuts*

by Rose'n'Dolls August 11, 2011

cripture

an ugly beyond reason human who looks like some kind of creature,a nickname for an animal.

aww look at the cripture doggy sprinkles or what a fuckin cripture she looks like a monkey!

by ashley November 13, 2004

criptacular

Handicapped acessible. Also a combination of crippled and spectacular!

"Man, this is not a criptacular bar"
"She has a criptacular room"

by lovemewhenIsmile October 20, 2007

CEPTHESECOND

the best support a creator code ever known to man

omg that guy is using code cepthesecond he is a savage

by Ali-A'sMoomy May 23, 2019