castration

What women do to men when they marry them. Also see whipped.

The reason he looks so pathetic is because the stupid bastard got married and succumbed to castration by that shrew bitch of a wife.

by analfucker July 3, 2006

Catatonic

A medicine that makes you act like a cat

She meowed loudly after one dosage of catatonic

by kiera_the_cat December 4, 2021

Citation

Slow as jet made by Cessna

the Citation ISP is the only aircraft to get birdstrikes from the rear

by Cuauhtemoc January 3, 2008

catatonic

Catatonia is the catatonic state of a person who has been admitted to the "Zone" when staring into space for a very very very very long time. Not a pleasant thing to experience cos the lights on but nobody's home.

Im out of my mind, please leave a message... i must be catatonic

by kkchaz November 12, 2010

Cacation

Constantly having to go to the restroom multiple times a day to do the #2 almost/throughout the entire week.

Dear diary: I don't know why, but last week, I was on cacation. It was so annoying having to constantly hold it in when there wasn't a restroom nearby. Feeling it in my butt was so wrong.

by Happy(Aye, Sir!) December 10, 2012

Cagney Carnation

One of the nineteen bosses in Cuphead and probably the hardest boss on Inkwell Isle One.

A part of the 'Innocent looking flower is a horrible person' cliche, which had started becoming a huge trend in video games manly due to a character to whom he's often compared with named Flowey, who was once formerly known as Asriel Dreemurr.

Though Cagney Carnation is a flower in an indie game, he is not Flowey from Undertale.

Person 1: Hey, have you played Cuphead? It's really hard as balls!
Person 2: Yeah, I have played it and it's difficult to say the least.
Person 3: You guys talking 'bout Cuphead? Who's your favourite character?
Person 1: Mine's Cala Maria; she's got that body and I love her first form!
Person 3: Mine's Baroness von Bon Bon; she's the perfect mix of difficulty and strategy!
Person 2: Mine's Cagney Carnation....
Person 1 & 3: Why? He's the hardest boss on Inkwell Isle One!
Person 2: To be honest, I am a fan of him not because of how you do strategy on that level or how he looks, it's just I find a lot of my own personality in him.
Person 1 & 3: Are you in love with him by any chance?
Person 2: No. I just like what personality is presented from him.

by Iuna yuzuki February 8, 2019

e-fatuation

Infatuation, but over the internet. Deep feelings or a deep liking of someone you met online; most people tell themselves they love someone, but they are really only infatuated.

Man, I'm in deep e-fatuation with this girl I met on MySpace. She's so awesome.

by Desmond Jones November 3, 2005