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Calculated L

A calculated L results in realizing in the moment or after the fact that you were headed into a losing situation but realized it before it had even happened or you realize it to make yourself feel better about the situation.
You saw your crush walking with her friends and you don’t really feel like talking to her but you really want to talk to her but don’t want to come off as annoying. But then you realize you’ll see her tomorrow so you consider that a Calculated L.
by IEMV May 14, 2025
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Calculatee

An individual who uses a calculator or carries out a calculation through using a calculator.
It's not about the calculator, it is about the calculatee
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capillate

Pronunciation: /ˈkæpɪleɪt/
Definition:
1. To increase or cultivate hair or thread-like filaments on the body.
2. To enhance or modify existing hair (capile) via styling or chemical treatments.
3. To manage or arrange hair (capile) in specific ways for aesthetic purposes.
4. To discuss or analyze characteristics of hair (capile) types and textures.

Significance:
• It defines actions related to hair (capile) enlargement and maintenance.
• It emphasizes procedures focused on improving hair (capile) appearance.
• It identifies activities centered around managing or treating hair (capile).
• It avoids imprecise terms similar to "fixing" or "arranging".
• It simplifies conversations about hair-related concerns.
• It improves clarity during discourse on pilous treatments.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "hair".
Past verb: capillated
Present simple verb: capillate, capillates
Present continuous verb: capillating
Singular noun: capile
Plural noun: capiles
Examples:
• " Regularly capillating assists in the conservation of salubrious-appearing capiles."
• "Salons specialize in capillating services for clients."
• "Genetics plays a significant role in determining how well one capillates."
• "Numerous cultures celebrate ceremonies involving elaborate capillating rituals."
• "Nutrition directly impacts the quality of capillated results."
by Dmitrio November 13, 2025
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Meat Capsule

Another, more fitting word for the human brain.
Person A: "Are you fucking stupid? Use your Meat Capsule for once."
by kingcarnival May 7, 2022
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being cannulated

being shafted while simultaneously being shat on by a group of people
David was being cannulated so much that today it was just another Tuesday.
by testymctestfaceee November 29, 2022
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Time Capsule

Something that you and Greg do in like fourth grade and dig up in 8th grade, and rejoice at mouldy fidget spinners and an expired tin of mints
yo dude i dug up my time capsule

wash your hands you imbecile
by Oddtoddlers December 4, 2022
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