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Boot Canal 

When pretentious mother fuckers get dental work done. So you stand outside the dentist office and double dropkick their stupid, bitch ass faces as they exit the doors.
"Fucking Chad was getting his teeth fixed so I boot canaled his dumb face and he can suck it."
Boot Canal by BobJones69fuckyou January 20, 2019

Love Canal 

A neighborhood in Niagara Falle, NY which was the site of notoriety and international attention following the discovery of 21000 tons of toxic waste buried directly underneath. A school and a residential neighborhood was built on top of it. Evacuation began in 1978. It is now the Love Canal Leachate Treatment Facility, and residential areas around it are known as Black Creek.
Person A: That girl has three rows of teeth. Is that normal?
Person B: Sure it is, if you live in Love Canal.

As you have just heard, birth defects, genetic disorders and anomalies were common, especially for children living on top of 21,000 tons of toxic waste.
Love Canal by SBueti May 17, 2010

alimentary canal 

The channel connecting the mouth to the anus in one beautiful and continuous passageway.
I used to enjoy kissing people, until I learned what the alimentary canal is.
alimentary canal by Caligula May 20, 2004

Win canal 

The female reproductive organ in which thy penis is inserted.

Note: It is not considered win when it is a hallway for throwing hotdogs, nor infested with herpagonasyphilaids.

Extra win if its has not been yet conquered.
Did you see the win canal on that bitch!?
YEAH! It totally wasn't infested with herpagonosyphilaids, and tighter than a rabbits nostril!
Win canal by xGIBRALTERx May 27, 2011

swallow canal 

when you are eating something, (or someone) the contents being eaten travels down through your "swallow canal" first, to enter your stomach. also referred to as your "gullet" or scientifically, "esophagus."
Fred-Hey Bob, why aren't you talking?

Bob-

Fred- BOB?!?! crap, your bacon must be stuck in your swallow canal! *procedes to give Bob heimlich*

Bob (recovering)- thanks fred...it was just stuck in my gullet! i should have swashed it down with some water.
swallow canal by bigredclifford824 September 27, 2010

muddy canal 

After you stick a finger into a butt hole you then stick that finger into someone's ear giving them a muddy canal. The muddy is the shit on your finger and the canal is the ear canal where the shit gets stuck. It's like a dirty sanchez for the ear!
muddy canal by PeterRoss January 25, 2014