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Gluomday Calendar

In connection to the 8th day Gluomday, the Gluomday calendar Is the only official calendar to recognise the existence of Gluomday, the calendar is separate to the Gregorian Calendar, as it is currently in its first year due to the recent discovery of Gluomday on February 7, 2023, February 7, 2023 is considered January 1, 1 in the Gluomday Calendar.
Ashfaq: I do not support Gluomday, and think it is a false word
Roberts: You will bow to the Gluomday Calendar!
by gluomdayisreal February 10, 2023
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Calendar gouge

When an Airbnb host refuses to accept a booking request unless you extend it to fill a gap in their calendar
I tried to go on holiday, and I thought I found the perfect place until I tried to book it and the host turned around and tried to calendar gouge me.
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Lonestar Region Calendar Clearance

Rina Pressly talks for 1 hour straight and as a whole we don't do shit.
The Lonestar Region Calendar Clearance was absolutely fucking awful. You've gotta be shitting my dick.
by kbeast123 January 31, 2023
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Alternative NNN Calendar

Jack-off January
Fuck-time February
Masturbating March
Anal April
Moaning May
Jizzing June
Juicy July
Ate-out August
Sucking September
Ovulating October
Nutting November
Dick-riding December
I am participating in Ate-out August instead of No Nut November this year.

Yo bro, you trying the Alternative NNN Calendar this year?
Yeah of course bro.
by Delays April 15, 2024
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calendar dressers

People who only dress according to the calendar not the actual weather.
There are loads of calendar dressers among cyclists - what do they wear when it gets really cold?
by viennabeo November 12, 2013
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National Make a Calendar Day

The Day of which national day calendar's are made
Yooo it's national make a calendar day, let's make a national calendar
by McCade Mandrel November 26, 2021
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calendar girl

a girl or person who takes pictures for every month and uses it in a calendar.
by anonymous December 31, 2024
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